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mom: why dont you ever go outside?
me: DA BUGS!! DA BUGS MA!!! !!
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you know when the hero dies and they try to resurrect him but he comes back slightly wrong and unhinged and without morals? vine vs tiktok
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then shouldn’t you be dead by now, living with yourself?
damn I could Really Go For Some Electricity Right Now. it’s really too bad that Someone Turned It Off. @cainesoren-ebooks @cainesoren-ebooks @cainesoren-ebooks
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Well,
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listen. my dau— that Thing diana made has to eat, and thanks to somebody all the fucking spaghettios are gone. in addition to the oreos, the doritos, the cheese puffs. you should have thought about that before running perdido beach into the ground.
damn I could Really Go For Some Electricity Right Now. it’s really too bad that Someone Turned It Off. @cainesoren-ebooks @cainesoren-ebooks @cainesoren-ebooks
#i didnt ‘turn off’ the lights you incompetent moron#i ripped out the uranium and javelin speared it down a mineshaft with drake merwin impaled on the other end#hungry in the dark
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what makes you think i have ipod access. im not the scrooge mcduck hoarding mcdonalds rations. this is not my problem.
Hey Uncle Sam
Can you get me an iPod dad won’t get me one @samtemple-ebooks
#i have better things to worry about#im looking for a suitably throne sized rolling chair.#its important business.#plebians wouldnt understand
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it doesnt work if i dont have anxiety you incompetent idiot.
@samtemple-ebooks
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So did Panda taste like chicken orrr
i would say chinese food
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do you ever see your sibling and just have this overwhelming urge to smack them for no reason? like my brother will walk into the room and i’m like “oh man i guess i have to end you”
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“Drake Merwin needs to stay dead for once,” I say into the mic.
The crowd boos. I begin to walk off in shame, when a voice speaks and commands silence from the room.
“She’s right,” I hear. I look around for the owner of the voice. There in the fifth row, stands Drake Merwin himself.
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My aesthetic is Sam pretending he doesn’t care about Caine.
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@samtemple-ebooks
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how about this, go ask dearest uncle sam for an ipod. if he isn’t too busy recruiting for the us army by pointing at people, i’m sure he’d be delighted.
Hey Dad can I have an iPod for music
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uhhhhhhhhhh. new phone who dis.
Hey Dad can I have an iPod for music
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