cainstar

[cainstar]

Hi!! *stares at you with joys*

Hii!! *stares at you back*

[cainstar]

I can’t stop thinking about crocodiles for some reason so here’s some cool pictures I found of probably the second largest one in captivity, his name is Utan:

isn’t he beautiful

listen to the SOUND when he bites

and that’s not even a real power bite, that’s mostly just heavy bone falling on heavy bone from his jaws and the air rushing out from between them

[cainstar]

started to type “ppl will call themselves monsterfuckers just bc they’re into pyramidhead 🙄” and i think maybe i should logout and use facebook for a few days to recalibrate my perspective on society at large

[cainstar]

i was drafting a post that said “a single boba tea can replace up to two meals if you are pure of heart” and the reason i didn’t post it is because as i was typing those words i got so dizzy i felt like i was being abducted by aliens

[cainstar]

I sent her to silent hill

[cainstar]

did i do it? did i do the meme right?

[cainstar]

canon ravenbarley whaaaaat???????

kamsksnssnsnnsnsnsksnsns

[cainstar]

[cainstar]

"kung pow penis," a phrase commonly used in reblogs to indicate utter disdain for OP, has twelve letters, each of which (traditionally) must be supplied by a different user. the unanimity of disdain indicated by these twelve unrelated users has strong parallels to the requirement of unanimity for a jury—also traditionally of twelve—to arrive at a verdict. in this essay i will

[cainstar]

I DO

sappy

[cainstar]

Victor Frankenstein syndrome aka you spent nights over nights crying and bleeding over this work and now that it's finally done you're just like "nvm. it's trash" and go to bed

[cainstar]

I’ve discovered my new favorite gimmick account on twitter lmao

[cainstar]

Incredible things happening on my timeline

[cainstar]

did i do it? did i do the meme right?

[cainstar]

oh shit, it's 3/21/23, 32123, palindrome day

[cainstar]

told my roommate dracula was an epistolary novel because it’s made up of letters and she was like. of course it’s made of letters it’s a book

[cainstar]