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their life is OVER.

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drawing people i see in the city (60/?)

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AYA AU where everything is the same except buford and baljeet are dating

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Me, watching my kitten hold still for a suspiciously long time: Ollie, are you peeing on my floor?

Ollie: Not

Me: Are you sure?

Ollie, grunting through time and space to push out a chocolate mcmuffin wider than he is tall: Not

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APPLE SHAMPOO

A small self-indulgent comic based on the Noelle's blog post that remarks on her contemplating trying out an apple shampoo similar to Kris.

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it’s so hot guys i feel like i’m melting…

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gettin old

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Here is the animation that i did 2 years ago but forgot it untill now

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In relation to recent news.

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Seeing Red

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Today I was thinking about disability (which is…not infrequent lmao)

So, when I was a teenager, I had a shitty bike. No matter how many times we took it in for tuneups, no matter what I did, it S-U-C-K-E-D.

And I would bike to meet my girlfriend and then we would bike around (an unimaginable amount of energy now!!!). And I would occasionally complain about how shitty it was, especially when I was struggling to keep up. And my girlfriend would just kinda make fun of me (there are several reasons we are no longer together lol) and tell me I was just bad at riding it.

And then one day…

She tried my bike.

She lasted about a block, and she was cursing the entire time.

I wish I could get people to ride my bike. Mostly doctors, but other people too. Get on my fucking bike. Ride a fucking block. Tell me how this is fine.

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Sooo was anyone gonna tell me that butterfly pea flowers are called CLITORIA and look like THAT?? Or was I just supposed to find that out while googling this in front of my mom

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STOP DRAWING SPAMTON TALL AND SEXY YOURE ALL GOING TO HELL THAT MAN IS AN INCH TALL

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Labour's Bold New Plan: A Day Off for Thinking

In a move that has been hailed as "a triumph of careful consideration," the Labour government has reportedly taken a full day to decide... well, what to do next. Sources from within the party have spoken of a new, revolutionary strategy to combat the nation's woes: The Great Pause. Under this groundbreaking initiative, ministers are instructed to not only avoid making any snap judgments but to also refrain from making any judgments at all until a suitable amount of time has passed for them to forget the problem entirely. One anonymous minister was overheard saying, "It's a fantastic policy. Just yesterday, I was about to announce a massive reform of the NHS, but then I remembered The Great Pause. We're now waiting a fortnight to see if the public simply moves on to a different crisis. It's much more efficient."

The Prime Minister himself, Keir Starmer, has become a master of this new approach. His daily press briefings now reportedly consist of a series of eloquent, yet entirely non-committal, statements about the future. When asked about the economy, he is said to have declared, "We are committed to the careful and deliberate consideration of all economic possibilities, and will be making a statement about our consideration of those possibilities at a later date, subject to further consideration." The public, meanwhile, has been advised to remain calm and perhaps take up a hobby while the government navigates its way through the treacherous waters of having to do something.

This new brand of governance has received a mixed reception. While some have praised the government for its admirable lack of recklessness, others have expressed concern that the country might slowly grind to a halt. A spokesperson for the opposition party, Reform UK, remarked, "They're so indecisive, they couldn't even choose a colour for their own logo. The original plan was red, but they're still debating if a deep burgundy might be less 'divisive.'" The Labour response, predictably, was that the spokesperson's comment was being carefully considered and a reply would be issued at some point. Possibly.

Source: Labour's Bold New Plan: A Day Off for Thinking

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