Oh Iām an asshole.
So today pulling into Stop and Shop, this lady cut me off and nearly drove into me, and then, when I tried to pass her, she swung to the right and nearly hit me again, and then flipped me off.
So somebody is having a bad day and taking it out on me. Thatās fine. Itās harmless, and I donāt know whatās going on in this womanās life. Iāll give her the benefit of the doubt sheās not just a piece of shit and is just having a bad day.
But then I park and she follows me, and gets out of the car and starts swearing at me and getting in my face.
Now I go from āindifferentā to āIām gonna fuck with this womanās head.ā Now I would say Iām a gentleman of size, and in all black and bemohawked I probably look spookier than I actually am, so props to this lady for getting in my face. Now of course Iām not going to hit her, or even threaten violence. Thatās shitty. Nobody should get threatened with violence.
Instead, I take a step back, narrowing my eyes like Iām studying her face really closely, and then I touch one of the several piece of āoccultyā jewelry Iām wearing (none of which, by the way, are magicked in any way at all). Then I mumble some nonsense under my breath, and then make the fig gesture and the horns at her.
She stops, wide-eyed.
āWHAT THE HELL DID YOU JUST DO TO ME?ā
I chuckled, and shake my head. āNothing at all.ā I say in a not-terrible convincing voice. āBut every time something bad happens to you today, youāre gonna be thinking of me.ā
Then I winked at her, and walked away.
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thanks to anonymous for sending this ask iāll never answer it because i love opening the inbox and saying out loud i have social anxienty and eat pussy eberyday every single time
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btw the thing she couldnāt ignore was someone calling her out for saying anti-depressants/hormone therapy are only perscribed by lazy doctors
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life is so ruthless so i must love you as hard as i can. basically
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