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This elderly man came in drunk and wearing a Dan and Phil shirt.. what a king
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this is like so funny but terrifying¿ im laughing partially out of fear
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treasured mutual: *reblogs something from me*
me: *weeping* Thank You… :’) for the sweet Validation™,, this is the best day of my life
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llegando de la fiesta el domingo
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“I took it all for granted, so don’t pass up this chance!”
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i am not a morning person!! or actually even a person
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its summer ! ive got my life all backwards and im ready to fuckin die
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Disney: We can't have like... A canon gay main character. That would disrupt our viewer base too much!
Nickelodeon: Just... Sneak it in man, make it subtle. These kids are smart they'll figure it out. Release comics and stuff dude. Get on it.
Cartoon Network: JUST FUCKING GAY IT UP BRUH, MAKE EVERYTHING GAY! Steven Universe? GAY! Amazing World of Gumball? GAY! Adventure Time? HOLY FLAMING JESUS BALLS YOU BETTER BELIEVE THAT'S GAY! YOU GET A GAY, AND YOU GET A GAY. GAY ALL ROUND!
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my mum was telling me that when i was little there was a grasshopper on the car but i didn’t know what grasshoppers were called so i pointed at it and said “look at that handsome man”
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