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we need to bring back vintage swimsuits but specifically mens swimsuits

make 👏 men 👏 wear 👏 hotpants 👏 and 👏 onesies👏 again 👏👏👏

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Yes, and the wrestling, the quirky white boys who dance, the quirky white boys who cosplay, the pretty Latin boys who cosplay, and my intense burning hatred for Eric Clapton (that racist bastard who broke up the Beatles).

streamer & youtuber RPF: this makes sense, most streamers are a subset of comedian and acting gay with your friends as a joke is very popular with straight men, leading to a lot of fuel for the fire.

kpop RPF: prettyboys that are usually contractually obligated to avoid public relationships, which renders them very available for shipping. i can see how we got here.

men's hockey & wrestling RPF: contact sports.

beatles RPF: insert paul mccartney group jerk off session story.

formula 1 RPF: yeah im still trying to figure this one out. no clue lads. good for them though.

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i don’t usually make these kinds of posts but in the tags tell me what symbolic imagery you associate yourself with i’m curious. personally i associate myself with dogs, eyes, the color red, and wings.

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YEAH

YEAH THATS WHAT ITS LIKE

Being the sex repulsed ace in the friend group (made mostly up by bisexuals) is so funny.

If I'm bored I can just look up my friend's latest fictional crush and send them thirst edits and I get to watch them die in 4k in chat

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I-

Shhh leave me and the funky little white boy alone

Being the sex repulsed ace in the friend group (made mostly up by bisexuals) is so funny.

If I'm bored I can just look up my friend's latest fictional crush and send them thirst edits and I get to watch them die in 4k in chat

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The other night husband and I were watching a documentary about the yeti where they were doing DNA analysis of samples of supposed yeti fur, and every one of them came back as bears.

Anyway, the next night we watched a thing about some pig man who is supposed to live in Vermont. People said it had claws and a pig nose but walked upright like a man. Now, I happen to know that sideshows used to shave bears and present them as pig men. So every piece of evidence they gave of this monster sounds to me like a bear with mange.

So now the running joke in our house is that everything is bears. Aliens? Bears. Loch Ness monster? Bear. Every cryptozoological mystery is just a very crafty bear.

Bears. They’re everywhere. Be wary. Anyone or anything could be a bear.

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A hummingbird thought a man’s orange hat was a flower [x]

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reblog to give prev a notification

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You’re not depressed. You just need $250,000 in your bank account.

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Please look at these babies!

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How many times do you think the kid who plays Control in Starlight Express has nerfed himself in the ankle with that scooter???

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ppl in the age of cell phones: fucking up their necks

ppl in the age of books: fucking up their necks

ppl in the age of textile art: fucking up their necks

ppl in the age of picking lice: fucking up their necks

ppl in the age of cooking: fucking up their necks

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why does the "pour milk on your eyes for tear gas exposure" myth pop up like clockwork every time...please do not do that please only do eye flushes with water. please please please