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Pansy vs Ginny

2ish years Post war

Ginny: selfish, narcissistic, jealous

Pansy: protective, unhinged, "you don't fuck with Pansy or the people she loves"

*Hermione and Pansy bond over the crazy shit they will do for loved ones. Setting teachers on fire, cursing boils on to a snitches face etc.

***DRACO LIKES HIS WOMEN SCARY & DEADLY**

Side Dramione = melded friend groups

Harry & Hermione have a sibling relationship

Pansy & Draco have a sibling relationship

Harry & Ginny marry after war

No kids

Harry works DMLE. Stuck there, puts in too much time & exhausted when at home.

Ginny plays quidditch but it isn't enough. Isn't getting the attention she wants from Harry. Still feels young and like wasting time.

Ginny cheats on Harry with Blaise

Leaves Harry but doesn't divorce and continues said fling with Blaise.

Harry floos to Hermione's unknowing the Malfoy's are hosting Theo (BI and getting around!) and Pansy (single).

So it turns into drunk Harry sob story.

Pansy decides to take him under her wing.

Full hurt/comfort over time.

Harry and Ginny are separated for a year.

No 'I love you' said between Harry and Pansy but SHE 100% has caught feelings and thought they were reciprocated

(Pansy still sees Blaise as a dear friend if not brother. Idk how she feels or handles Blaise being the homewrecker of sorts.... But Blaise ends up catching feelings for Ginny)

Ginny catches wind that Harry is moving on and decides to get him back.

Blaise doesn't open up easily but Ginny wormed her way into his heart then broke it.

Pansy is livid about that.

Harry takes Ginny back because he still *thinks* he loves her and they are still legally married.

Pansy is destroyed by that.

HOWEVER after a tiny bit of angsty time Harry planned to end it and be with Pansy!! But she acts too quickly... And it changes everything.

Pansy makes a fake alibi with Hermione but doesn't tell her what she is planning.

Mione knows how Pansy feels about Harry and agrees. (She knows what the fuck she's about son)

Harry is working late and Pansy still has access through his home floo. She finds Ginny alone in the house and gets her talking, finding out how truly awful Ginny is on the inside.

Pansy with minimal effort sends out curses and disapperates the 2 of them to her family's dungeons.

Harry was late at the Ministry talking to Draco about his change of heart with Ginny and wanting to end it to be with Pansy.

Draco tells Mione when he gets home and she puts together what the alibi Convo was about and is like OH FUCK we have to tell Pansy ASAP

The Malfoy's are panicking like, the FUCK do we do?! Let whatever happen or stop her? To patronus or not to patronus

Ginny regains consciousness to find herself magically and physically restrained to a stainless steel table.

Pansy starts monologuing about Harry, Blaise and the hurt Ginny caused them, plus what she is going to do whilst Ginny is under her control.

*insert song lyrics here!*

Hermione decides to send a patronus message to Pansy hoping it will get to her before it's too late.

A wispy glowing otter comes swimming into the Parkinson's Dungeon. Pansy's head snaps up when she hears Hermione's voice proclaiming Harry's love for her and to not do anything rash. Smiling, she wipes a tear from her cheek and feels the slick of blood against her skin. As Hermione's voice fades away so does the patronus, leaving Pansy alone with the carnage that was Ginny Weasley-Potter.

After a couple days Harry reports Ginny missing.

**WHERE SHOULD IT GO FROM HERE?!?**

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@brotherboybroski Saving for our next vacay

Vines as Fanfic Prompts

Because why not?

And they were roommates! (a classic)

You better stop! STOP!

It don't bite

YES BITCH IT DO!

I love Chipotle

I have a basketball game tomorrow

Whoever threw that paper, your mom is a hoe!

Is this allowed?!?

______, do you want the ball?

Yeah, I was crazy back then

Welcome to Chilli's!

______, it's not what you think!!

I won't hesitate, bitch!

*gets scared by fake rat*

Why are you running? WHY ARE YOU RUNNING?!

Ahaha I do that

Ah, fuck! I can't believe you've done this!

Hi, I'm _______, and I'm your freestyle dance teacher

I sneezed! Oh, am I not allowed to sneeze?!

I didn't get no sleep 'cause of y'all! Y'all not gon' get no sleep 'cause of me!!

There will be a part 2! Feel free to send in your favorite vines and I'll add them to the list!!

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Thanks @brotherboybroski !!!!!!

NottPott Recs

NottPott is my favorite Dramione side pairing. There's something very endearing about Harry and Theo together. Credit to @olivieblake for the introduction to this pairing, which features in many of her works. One of my favorites is a chapter in Amortentia called Brick. It's not necessarily the typical Dramione characterization of Theo, but it's very compelling.

I'm such a huge fan of Theo as a canon character who is essentially a blank canvas! I have a specific favorite flavor of him: the self-deprecating, snarky, good friend, which seems unique to Dramione. It’s a little difficult to just sort for those types of NottPott fics in Ao3, because not all stories have the same vibe/dynamic.

I’ve listed lots of Dramione fics where NottPott show up as a side pairing at the end, but here are some main courses:

figure it out by @ambpersand. E, 1.1k. Theodore Nott was about to come in his trousers.

Worse Things by @indreamsink. T, 1.3k. Only for Harry Potter would Theo willingly ride in a Muggle vehicle.

In Finding You, I Found Myself by @caitlincheri28. T, 1.3k. Harry Potter has always been lost. He has always felt like he's stumbling around in the dark. Will he ever find the light switch?

Round and Fluffy by CaityBell. M, 1.5k. Draco Malfoy and Harry Potter arrive at the DMLE to retrieve their spouses.

In My Blood by WritingFicariously. T, 1.6k. The war is over but Harry Potter still suffers with nightmares that plague him night after night. A new Auror partner helps, but so does the process of being inked, of having his loved ones immortalized on his skin and in his veins.

Flyboys by @misdemeanor1331. G, 1.7k. Harry gets arrested, Theo bails him out, and a bigot’s life is ruined.

The Not-Birthday Party by @faeorabel. G, 2.8k. Harry freaks out when he realises he didn't know Theo's birthday was coming up. Draco helps him come up with a plan for a surprise party, never letting him in on the fact it's not actually Theo's birthday.

Rendezvous Receipts by @mightbewriting. G, 3k. Harry wasn’t sure Theo had looked at the front of the class a single time since the lesson had begun. His entire focus, and a substantial amount of his quite overwhelming charm, seemed centered exclusively on Harry.

Pub Crawl by In_Dreams. M, 3k. Three Animagi walk into a bar; Harry Potter is over this shit.

The Quest for Potter’s Pants by @frumpologist. T, 3.4k. As a dare during their 8th year, Theo has to take polyjuice and infiltrate the Gryffindor common room and return with Harry Potter's trunks. But as the night turns to dawn, Theo learns the truth about what it's been like for Harry and the even harder truth that he might want more from the Golden Boy than just his trunks.

Apprehending the Auror by @dumbledoodlewriting. M, 3.8k. When Alaric Hardwood turned out to be Nott who he seemed, Harry Potter thought he was going to have an aneurysm. Or a wank. Or both.

be my good boy by @korabethart. E, 4.2k. Harry’s breath quickened, and his pulse thrummed in his ears as Theo looked him over. They’d been intimate before but tonight was different. Tonight, there was a promise of something more. Harry was ready to give it all.

Prom Kings by @scullymurphy. M, 4.6k. “Empty again,” Harry said as Nott cut the engine. He took a moment to wonder what exactly they were doing here, glancing over at Theo’s profile, his heart racing.

Theo Nott. He was alone in a dark, private lookout with Theo Nott. Beautiful, eccentric, sardonic, gay-as-fuck Theo.

Part of him was fucking thrilled. Part of him was terrified. Everyone knew about Theo, but Harry wondered if Theo knew about him.

Theo shifted and turned to Harry. “Well.” His brow went up. “You want to get high?"

A Gryffindor Party by @crochetawayhpff. E, 5k. Theo and his friends attend a party hosted by the Gryffindors and discover that perhaps all the animosity over the years was really sexual tension all along.

Proper Pronunciation by @heyjude19-writing. E, 5.9k. Theo’s request for assistance with a cursed heirloom bounces from the Cursed Artefacts Office to Magical Law Enforcement.

Because the Ministry employs exactly one Auror fluent in Parseltongue.

And now Harry Potter is standing in Theo’s study, speaking harsh sounds at a jewelry box encrusted with emerald serpents.

Pleasure in the Prefect’s Bathroom by serpent_and_sage. E, 6k (more than just NottPott going on here, lol) A late night trip to the Prefect's bathroom with four wizards ends well for Hermione Granger.

Miraculous by @ravenpuff-love. M, 6.3k. It starts with a memo, it ends with a baby. . .

Hail the Conquering Hero by frumpologist. T, 6.6k. Theo’s fascination with Potter started during the second task of the Twi-Wizard Tournament. It survived through the Ministry invasion of Hogwarts, the death of their beloved Headmaster, and the fall of the Dark Lord. They’d won—almost. *this one's a gutpunch and has an untagged (to not spoil the ending) heavy plot point; feel free to message me if you want spoiled.

No Expectations by In_Dreams. M, 6.9k. To avoid attending Hermione's promotion dinner solo after a breakup, Harry agrees to a blind date for appearances only. But his resolve crumbles when his arranged date is the disdainfully gorgeous Theo Nott.

Just Gryffindor Enough by In_Dreams. M, 7k. After being assigned to a class project with Harry Potter, Theo's life takes an unexpected turn that he isn't certain he cares for. But he doesn't exactly dislike it, either.

Songbird by @thusatlas. E, 11k. Theo burned when he was hidden by shadows. It was simply a fact of his life. After all these years, after everything he had gone through, why did he find his light in the shadowed tomb of Azkaban?

Harry Potter: Cupcake Wars by justasnake. T, 11.8k. Following the Second Wizarding War, the cast of Harry Potter competes on the Food Network show Cupcake Wars, for vague reasons about unity and reconciliation. It's pretty silly.

Shine a Light by @canttouchthis87. M, 12.6k. Harry’s life is unrecognizable, a long forgotten painting that’s slowly been chipped away. But lost in the thicket of shadows, it can be hard to see the light.

NottPott Chronicles series by @amarillis39 and @missmrah (art and fic collabs). T-E, 27k. A series of moments from Theo and Harry’s lives as they learn to navigate their relationship, deal with their demons or just simply revel in each other’s company.

Lethal Combination by olivieblake. M, 28k. It occurred to Harry that Theo Nott was something of a rarity; a prince among fakes, or a fake among princes. He was definitely also a liar, though Harry didn't know what kind. He figured he was about to find out. Nottpott, modern university AU.

I’m not a huge self-rec person, but my love for this pairing emboldens me, so I wrote one as well: Chaperones (M, 5.5k, with a side of Dramione). "I'm going to court Granger," Draco said around a mouthful of toothpaste. He spat into their sink and rinsed his mouth, leaning against the doorframe with a casual air that belied the enormity of such a statement. "We need you to be our chaperone."

Theo closed his astronomy textbook, using a thumb to hold his place. "I'm sorry, what?"

Draco nodded, as though he'd expected disbelief. "Courting Granger. That's something I'm doing now."

Multiple Pairings/Triads:

Someone Else by Maurauve. G, 2.8k. (Also present: Ginny/Harry, Blaisy/Ginny).

Closer by @shayalonnie. E, 7.9k. (NottPott, Haphne, Harry/Theo/Daphne).

Unraveling a Nott by WritingFicariously. T, 15k. (Theomione, NottPott, Dramione, Hermione/Oliver).

Divination for Skeptics by olivieblake. M, 98k. (multiple pairings).

Modern Romance by olivieblake (multiple pairings). E, 280k.

How to Win Friends and Influence People by olivieblake. M, 386k. M (multiple pairings).

Drabbles:

Truth Serum by mightbewriting. E, 478 words.

Parseltongue by HeyJude19. E, 498 words.

The Alcove by @wish123dramione. T, 567 words.

Hot Chocolate by GhostIsReading. 598 words.

Serendipity by @sunflower-swan G, 630 words.

Christmas Traditions by @sophhao3. G, 697 words.

Secrets and Mistletoe by @notamugglemiss. T, 800 words.

Alone Together by happy_valley. 805 words.

Last Drabble Writer Standing NottPott drabble collection

NottPott side pairings, all with main pairing Dramione unless noted:

It Ended with Fanfiction by Frumpologist. M, 1.1k

Some things, however by Frumpologist. T, 1.2k

Faith by @kyonomiko. T, 2.3k

Proper Party Etiquette by @ladykenz347. E, 3.5k

Rendezvous Interrupted by BoredRavenvlaw620. M, 4.2k.

Apples With Benefits by Frumpologist. E, 4.3k (main pairing: Sirmione)

SPF50 by @purplesugarquills. T, 4.4k

Loving Her Was Green by @niffizzle. E, 4.9k

Liquid Courage by In_Dreams. M, 5k

Dare to Dream by @dreamsofdramione. E, 5.4k (main pairing: Jamione)

The One Where Hermione Finds Out by Maira. M, 5.4k.

An Inconvenient Flutter by niffizzle. T, 6.4k

There and Back Again by Frumpologist. M, 6.5k

Lead Me Straight Back Home by me, again. E, 7.8k

Phoenix by @kedavranox. E, 9.2k (NottPott, Harry/Blaise, Seamus/Harry, main pairing of Drarry).

The Start of Forever by In_Dreams. M, 9.3k

Riptide by @acciomjolnir. M, 11k

The First Rule of Fight Club… by LadyKenz347. M, 15k

Stag by In_Dreams. M, 16k

Snowy-Peaked Promises by In_Dreams. E, 16k

Every Little Thing She Does (Is Magic) by @monsterleadmehome. E, 18k.

Penance by Frumpologist. M, 19k

Never in Heart by In_Dreams. E, 47k

Safe Home by khakis. E, 57k.

Waifs and Strays by kyonomiko. M, 118k.

Adrift by In_Dreams. E, 177k

I hope you find some NottPott that strikes your fancy! If you’re finding this as a reblog, feel free to check my Master List of Recommendations (pinned) for updates and other rec lists.

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Not me crying 😭❤️

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Some people come in and out of your life without consequence; some stay and walk the path alongside you. But on the rare occasion, the universe will throw someone in your path whose life becomes inexplicably bound to yours.

For better or worse.

In 1995 - Harry Potter met Theodore Nott.

In 2007 - a dream came true.

Excerpt

He looked up, his dark gaze meeting Harry’s as he set his cup down. The rumble and noise of the hall fell away as if somehow Nott had extended his circle of peace to envelop Harry too, keeping him safe from the gossiping student body. Harry watched Theo stand and gather his things, never breaking eye contact as his lips slowly curled into the barest hint of a smirk.

Just what is his game? Harry thought, noticing the same dark expression cloud Nott’s face. He swung his bag onto his shoulder and ran a hand through his hair, tousling his curls. Harry followed the thumb he ran down the side of his lip, before locking gazes once more. Nott flashed him a crooked grin, the darkness lightening, and then he turned and left the hall, leaving Harry thoroughly off-kilter.

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@brotherboybroski 🤷‍♀️😍😜

I‘m sharing this here because people outside of @the-house-of-nott need to know how hilarious I am

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I was walking through the toy aisle at Target when I found this thing and had a VIOLENT AND IMMEDIATE FLASHBACK to when JP first came out and they had a bunch of REALLY COOL T Rex toys that I would have sold one of my scrawny small-child limbs for but my mother wouldn’t get me one because they were “too violent and also ate people” :(

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NottPott is always a good time 🔥

So @olivieblake is an incredible writer which I recently discovered when I stumbled on her Ao3 and now I will go down with her portrayal of this ship. Harry Potter x Theo Nott. I’m positively ruined, and I’m not even remotely sorry about it.

Also I’ve been trying out new brushes in photoshop, so that’s fun xx

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My beautiful Theo 🥰🥰🥰

Theodore Nott 🖤

I have the most tender love for him after reading "Isolation" by bex-chan.

This is why I chose Theo for my first DTIYS challenge in Instagram. Join us, link in the bio ⤴️

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@brotherboybroski

dramione as incorrect quotes

6th year Draco

Hermione

Ron to Draco when he starts dating Hermione

Gryffindors and Slytherins about Hufflepuff

Dramione writers

Draco

also Draco

Theo and Blaise

readers

Dramione first 15 chapters

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Theodore Nott through my eyes🤪

For me, this character is always the personification of fun, hiding his pain inside. A hero with a big secret, about which he does not want to tell anyone to the last, habitually trying on an already worn mask.

In his gaze, I tried to convey exactly the depth that only the person closest to him can see. Hope I got it)

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How DARE you break my heart like this with all the feels 😭❤️😭❤️😭❤️😭❤️ You writing was brilliant and damn I love Dramione

*Welp* I hate myself: 17 x Dramione 🙃

I mean, you asked for it, ok? (Also I cheated, this is 250 words!)

They came for him at dawn.

Aurors in scarlet robes, the colour of blood and passion, marring the cool, perfect green of the Manor gardens.

She reached down for his hand, and he gripped hers a little too tightly.

The lead Auror stepped forward, brown eyes wary. The Ministry had wanted it to be Harry, but he’d refused.

‘Time to go, Malfoy,’ the Auror said. ‘Say your goodbyes.’

His grasp on her hand tightened, and they turned to one another. He reached up, gently wiped away a silent tear.

‘Please don’t be sad,’ he whispered, and kissed her before she could reply. She kissed back, tasting the salt of both their tears on his lips. Her heart beat desperately against his, horrified for what was about to happen.

‘I love you,’ she managed, as they broke apart. ‘Always will.’

The Auror took another step forward. ‘That’s enough now. Take him away!’

Two more came forward, grabbed his shoulders, started to pull him backwards. She didn’t release his hand, didn’t look away from his silver eyes.

‘I love you, too,’ he said, fingers twisting in hers as the Aurors pulled him backwards. ‘More than you could ever know.’

She surged forward, wanting to keep hold of him, to keep him forever, but the lead Auror placed a heavy hand on her arm, held her back.

Draco’s fingers slipped away, and Hermione fell to her knees in front of the empty Manor.

He would receive the Kiss, as the clock struck nine.

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Wow wow wow!! I'm so in love with this Lilly ❤❤❤🤩🤩🤩🤩

may I present: Lily, Marlene and Dorcas how I imagine them

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This is gloriously accurate

houses as funny tweets

Ravenclaw:

Gryffindor:

Hufflepuff:

Slytherin:

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THIS WAS SO INCREDIBLE!!! 🤣🤣🤣

a hilarious one shot of drunk!harry & nottpott & dramione by @houseofpercypotter

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I'm so here for this

for the sentence thing! Hermione knew one thing for sure: people were not supposed to bend like that.

Hermione knew one thing for sure: people were not supposed to bend like that.

She stood, left knee popping, and looked up into the lift shaft’s yawning black maw. “Thoughts?”

“Accident, possibly.” Draco tapped his wand in his palm three times until it sparked, then muttered an incantation.

A bold white line appeared around the corpse.

“Second one in as many months in the same lift shaft,” Hermione looked at the wand in Draco’s hand. “I see you and Theo’s wand have come to an accord. How much longer is this punishment set to go on for? I prefer my partner in full operating condition, if it’s all the same to you.”

“It’s not a punishment, Granger, it’s called a forfeit when you lose a bet. And you have the Weaslette-Potter’s capacity for Firewhiskey to thank for it. I still maintain her legs are hollow.”