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i habve a partner now yippee !!!

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so basically, a lotta ppl online like to posture. they want to be badass, cool, the edgy kid - they call themselves things like "freak" or "fagdyke gendertrash scum" etc. and thats fine on its own, im not opposed to edge. BUT. theres a lot of ppl online who want to talk that talk but not walk that walk, and when a trans woman online does something that wouldnt fly in a conservative midwestern town in the USA, they wanna throw her under the bus as fast as they can. because her walking the walk does actually scare them, because theyre just posturing. theyre something worse than edgy: theyre Posers.

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There is absolutely nothing you could make up about American politics. Imagination is dead. It's useless.

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Not how autism works. Explode and perish a thousand deaths.

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Reblog is this is a safe space for the identities theses flags represent pls follow too

Hehehe I’m a demiboy <3

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1 reblog = 1 communism 🙏

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1 reblog = 1 communism 🙏

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1 reblog = 1 communism 🙏

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THIS IS THE FUNNIEST NOTIFICATION IVE EVER GOTTEN

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Pour one out for a real one.

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GUILTY GEAR TWERK OFF OFFICIAL RANKINGS! (CANON)

10. I-no

+Passion for the art.

+Has experience in carrying herself in a sensual way.

- She strikes me has not having a ton of twerking experience tho. Some but not a lot.

- She probably doesn't practice twerking. is reliant on intuition and her limited experience.

9. Johnny

+ Experience in the field.

+ can bolster his performance with his charm.

- Lacks restrain and control. Gets too into it and loses himself.

- Probably doesn't practice. Reliant on practical experience but thankful has a good bit.

8. Testament

+Can move with incredible grace.

+ Alluring aura.

- Probably doesn't care much for twerking. Lacks the passion required for a truly exceptional performance.

- Will likely keep things brief.

7. Happy Chaos

+Avant garde twerking. completely unique style.

+Invented twerking

- Views twerking as an experimental artform. Not all his techniques are gonna land.

- will likely get sidetracked by something else 2 minutes in.

6. Goldlewis Dickinson

+Has ass in spades.

+Has plenty of experience (source: it was revealed to me in a dream).

-Is a bit bashful and hesitant even after all this time. will take him a minute or 2 to really get into it.

- Grandpa back pains.

5. Axl Low

+Divine favour

+Unlike I-no who respects the art of twerking. Axl is willing to cheat by using his timestopping abilities.

- Has no experience, this is his first time twerking.

- British.

4. Raven

+ You just know he goes crazy.

+ Masterful technique.

- Like johnny, he'll get lost in it and not exercise as much restraint as he ought to.

- Built like a twig. Doesn't have a ton of ass to work with.

3. Nagoriyuki

+ Has PLENTY to work with.

+ Has a highly defined and refined technique, passed down for generations.

- Is quite chaste, will be hesitant to exercise his training until absolutely necessary.

- Even when he does go all out, his technique is one of restraint. His moves will be decisive and masterful, but will lack that bit extra a freer and looser technique would provide.

2. Faust

+ This man is a master of twerking and we all know it.

+ His tall stature and flexibility allow him to perform incredible twerking feats.

- He's gets a lil too goofy with it. at his worse he'll emit cartoon sound effects.

1. Slayer

+Twerk messiah.

+ Perfect technique

+ Tasteful use of both restrained and wild styles

+ A real respect for the craft and attention to detail.

+ Every twerk outta him feels like a love letter to the art.

+ Dandy swag.

Thank you for coming to my ted talk.

While your hard work and diligence is respected anon the office can't help but wonder how long this took to produce and we are scared of you

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❗ dailyquests Follow

Be Normal about That Old Man.

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