cake-chad
cake-chad
Don't do sleep; get eight hours of drugs
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TK • 30+ • Legends of Avantris sideblog • Follows from @deepwoundsandfadedscars • I post a lot of out of context quotes as I'm watching episodes •
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cake-chad · 3 days ago
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Got my "please confirm your shipping address is still correct" email for the Crooked Moon stuff, which means SOOOON
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cake-chad · 21 days ago
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Listen. Every time I've had to pause mid-moment and come back to see them frozen on a frame like this, it absolutely delights me
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cake-chad · 23 days ago
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I'm watching the Crooked Moon episode that the group did for the D&D channel and absolutely love the train horn sound every time someone swears
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cake-chad · 29 days ago
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Frost: "it's weird that I can't hear the Witchlight sloshing in your tanks"
Torbek: "the Witchlight is stored in the balls"
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cake-chad · 1 month ago
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10 years of my life snatched away.
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cake-chad · 1 month ago
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Radiant Sunboom
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cake-chad · 1 month ago
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This episode went from funny feywild circus curses to Edge of Midnight real quick, holy fuck 😂
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cake-chad · 1 month ago
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Kremy: "No, I think he's having flashbacks to when Saruman tried to awaken the mountain of Caradhras and made us turn back!"
Gideon: "gesundheit. *Turns to Frost* Are you having flashbacks???"
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cake-chad · 1 month ago
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Torbek: "And for the record Mr. Kremy, Torbek prefers lead, but they don't put that in pencils anymore 'cause it's apparently dangerous 🙄"
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cake-chad · 1 month ago
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Torbek: "You know what Torbek would do? Torbek would start eating the pieces, she'll never see that coming"
NPC: "They're made out of stone?!"
Torbek: "That's certainly never stopped Torbek before"
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cake-chad · 2 months ago
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*Mikey: makes Andy decide what Booker finds in his armoire*
Richie: "What's in my armoire?"
Mikey: "What do you find?"
Richie: "You tell me, you're the DM. Do your fucking job, Mike!"
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cake-chad · 2 months ago
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Gricko: "Rescuers Down Under looking motherfuck–AAAAAHHH"
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cake-chad · 2 months ago
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Richie: I'd like to invent the spell 'Summon Tornado'
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cake-chad · 2 months ago
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Gricko: "The unicorn is like *flaps hands* tomorrow's problem, we've got bigger Carlfish to fry"
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cake-chad · 2 months ago
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Gricko: "This place is a little dusty. Very musty dusty."
Nikkie: it's not at all
Gricko: "Little musty dusty trusty trail"
Nikkie: Even less so as he says this as the rain is pouring down around you. Any dust there could be is moist.
Gricko: "I wonder what she's up to? Ol' Dusty Busty they called her
Nikkie: they never called her that
Gricko: "They being me"
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cake-chad · 2 months ago
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Thinking about OUAW episode 58 still this morning and cackling about the tornado, like what?? Was that actually from the book or was Nikkie just like "if I let these guys walk there it's going to take all year to get there so here, plot convenient tornado sucks everyone up and dumps them half way across the realm and now they're fey cursed so we can show those off now too!!"
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cake-chad · 2 months ago
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Me: yay I'm all caught up on OUAW! But I'm gonna double check the channel and make sure there isn't another— 🫠
I forgot to download last week's episode so I'm STILL an episode behind 😔
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