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reblog to give a plushie to the person you reblogged this from

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Reblog if you support squishy bellies, have a squishy belly, or have the desire to summon satan

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Me when I first joined Tumblr: Oh, I already reblogged this. That’s too bad.

Me now: I reblogged this every day for the last three weeks and I'mma do it again. I don’t give a fuck.

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Enby person liking women (whatever sexuality that is) and Toad

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Could a homosexual lend me, an asexual, a single use of the word flaming?

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talking to people while holding a beverage is awesome because you don't have to know what to do with your hands and when you don't know what to do with your face you can just take a sip

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Things that work in fiction but not real life

torture getting reliable information out of people

knocking someone out to harmlessly incapacitate them for like an hour

jumping into water from staggering heights and surviving the fall completely intact

calling the police to deescalate a situation

rafting your way off a desert island

correctly profiling total strangers based on vibes

effectively operating every computer by typing and nothing else

ripping an IV out of your arm without consequences

heterosexual cowboy

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if you think the posts i make are bad you should see the thoughts i am thinking. in my mind

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extremely unfriendly reminder that aromanticism in and of itself is inherently queer and if you disagree just fucking block me. thanks

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Reblog if you think it’s okay to platonically say “I Love You” to your friends

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oh shit, it's 3/21/23, 32123, palindrome day

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TRANS WOMEN: HERE'S SOME SHIT YOUR DOCTOR WONT TELL YOU ABOUT HRT

1. Progesterone: not for everyone, but for many people it may increase sex drive and WILL make your boobs bigger. Also effects mood in ways that many find positive (but some find negative). Most doctors won’t prescribe this to you unless you ask. Most trans girls I know swear by it.

2. Injectible estrogen: is more effective than pill or patch form. Get on it if you can bear needles bc you will see more effects more quickly.

3. Estradiol Cypionate: There is currently a shortage of injectible estradiol valerate. There is no shortage of estradiol cypionate. Functionally they do the same shit.

4. Bicalutamide: This is an anti-androgen that has almost none of the side-effects of spironolactone or finasteride. The girls I know who are on it are evangelical about it.

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you should be able to say "line" if you don't know what to say in a social situation

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seeing someone i follow follow me back after liking a few of my posts is so great like I’m glad I passed the entry exam . thank you

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i reblogged your post way better than that guy