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Canada: Happy Valentines Day!

America: whoah it's huge! And... for me? Why?

Canada: why not~?

America: hm, okay... oh my gawd, so many chocolates!! Dude, it'll take me months to actually finish them!!

Canada: I was thinking we could go watch chick flicks together and make fun of them~ We could eat some chocolate while watching them too~

America: dude, that... would be awesome! Thanks, C, for being a great bro-bro~

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Queen Elizabeth II, on the phone: Hello England, how are you today?

England: I'm well thank you, a bit bored though. For once I don't have extra work to do.

Queen Elizabeth II: Oh I wish I could come over to knit with you like we always do, but it's getting harder to travel by myself in my old age.

England: it's okay Lilibet, my Queen- Oh...

Queen Elizabeth II: hm? What is it England, dear?

England: it seems that I don't have any food left in the cupboard and the fridge... I should go down to Tescos to get some-

Queen Elizabeth II: *driving her jeep at the speed of sound* DONT WORRY ENGLAND, GRANDMA'S COMING WITH FOOD!!

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Liechtenstein: good morning, big bruder~

Prussia: morning, sweet Lil~!

Belarus: what? I thought Switzerland was your brother.

Liechtenstein: I have many now~ I think all of the Germanic countries are my siblings~

Belarus: really? Then would that mean Sweden and England are your brothers too?

England and Sweden: ... wait-what??

Switzerland: STOP IT!! DONT FURTHER COMPLICATE THIS FAMILY!!

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France: everyone look! I made a new element, it's amazing, oui?

England: what? You created it??

France: I was experimenting with a couple of elements a few days ago and discovered an entirely new molecular structure!

China: ...can we cook it?

America: can we eat it?

Russia: can we play with it?

England: it's not magic, so it's lame.

France: why do I even bother telling you guys anything...

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America: yo, bro, do you have a spork I can borrow?

Canada: a 'spork'??

America: you don't know? It's like a spoon and fork fused together! It's pretty cool!

Canada: ... how did you go from inventing the lightbulb and the assembly-line, to inventing 'spork'??

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Latvia: ugghhhh, I can't believe I have to go to Mister Russia's house again... I really don't want to go alone, especially when I know that I'll be the only one to turn up- oh! Why didn't I think about this before! I'll bring a friend with me~

-Later-

Russia: oh, it's probably Latvia again. I wonder if anyone else will turn up-

Latvia: hello, Mister Russia~

Russia: ...

America: ...I heard free food.

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Iceland: here you go.

Norway: what's this?

Iceland: a restraining order.

Norway: what?? But I'm your older brother.

Iceland: older brothers don't change their little brothers' entire wardrobe to 'I love Norway' sweaters!!

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Germany: ...

France: ...

America: ...

England: ... what?

Germany: ... how exactly do you expect me to start a meeting when there's a BABY on your lap???

England: I told you for the umpteenth time, Kate and William have to go with George for an event, and I have to babysit Charlotte for the day~ Don't I, love~

Princess Charlotte: abuu~!

America: dude, like this is a world meeting, you can't bring some random child to this-

England: Excuse you! This is the Princess you're talking about.

France: well, I don't mind in all honesty, she's trés mignonne~

Princess Charlotte: F... F...

England: w-w-whaa??? I-Is she trying to say something?? Oh my lord, this is going to be her first word! I need to record this!!

France: Father?

America: Freedom??

Germany: For the love of-

Princess Charlotte, pointing at France: F... F... Frog!!

England: ...

France: ... wha...

America: BWAHAHAHAHAHAA!!

England: ... I'm... I'm... So proud of you!!!

France: SHUT UP!!

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Cold

Germany: ah, it's snowing... I feel kind of cold now-

Prussia: AWESOME BIG BRUDER HUG!!!

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England, on the phone: oy, where is everyone??

America: what do you mean? I'm at the place you told us to meet-up!

Australia: same here, mate.

England: what the? I said to meet up in Waterloo- ... wait.

America: I'm in Waterloo, Alabama...

Hong Kong: ...Waterloo Road, Kowloon

New Zealand: ...Waterloo in New Zealand

Canada: ...Waterloo, Ontario

Australia: ...Waterloo, Victoria

Belgium: ...England, why???

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America: *dabs*

Russia: *slapped by America's dab*

Canada: bro, if a war starts because you hit Russia by memeing, I swear I will... laugh.

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Belgium: ooh, I have an idea!

Hungary: does it involve fighting?

Monaco: can we gamble?

Belarus: does it involve a dead body?

Ukraine: will we have to freeze someone to death?

Vietnam: does it involve ignoring everyone?

Liechtenstein: will it involve guns~?

Taiwan: can we make someone cross-dress??

Seychelles: can we use butt-coconuts in the plan??

Czech: will it involve promoting my spas?

Belgium: ... why do I even suggest anything to you guys??

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Prussia: HUNGARY!!

Hungary: what? What happened??

Prussia: t-t-there's a cockroach in the kitchen!!

Hungary: ... you must be joking. You fought in multiple wars against enemies of huge numbers, wielding weapons that could cause mass destruction! You work-out half the day! And you're telling me you're afraid of a small insect??

Prussia: my enemies did not have six legs, invulnerability, can transmit fifty different diseases within a second, or the ability to- OH FUCK ITS FLYING!! HUNGARY!!

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Russia: Belarus, I need help...

Belarus: ... wait... you're asking me for help? I know I should be extremely happy, but I'm actually very concerned...

Russia: I accidentally shrunk big sister's favourite shirt in the dryer and I know she'll be mad at me... and you know how she is when she's mad!

Belarus: she's going to kill you... well, do what I always do.

Russia: and what is that?

Belarus: blame it on Latvia.

Latvia, from the distance: WHAT????

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Queen of France: France, I gave birth to a boy! I wonder what I should call him~?

France, in his head: my Queen, please don't do it!

Queen of France: how about Louis~?

France, in his head: oh my Lord.

Queen of France: This is wonderful, then he'll be Louis the... what number are we in right now?

France: *eyes twitching* s-sixteen, my Queen~

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Stanisław II August: I. Am. NOT. Wearing. That!!

Poland: Why not?? Your coronation is tomorrow and you totally need to wear this outfit I put together!

Stanisław II August: It's covered in frills and bows! I don't think I can even walk in that!!

Poland: but you, like, totally have too! It's the tradition that the countries get to design their leader's coronation outfits!

Stanisław II August: Why can't Lithuania design it for me??

Lithuania: sorry, I designed the last one... after a lot fo begging and pleading...

Stanisław II August: but this one is pink and yellow?? Why can't you make it red, purple or gold??

Poland: those colors are SO last decade! Lammeeeee! Plus, I like pink, so wear it!

Stanisław II August: what kind of explination is that??

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John F. Kennedy: so... you must be America?

America: yep! What do you want to do on your first day, John?

John F. Kennedy: wait, I can do whatever I want?

America: yeah, I mean, you are my boss now! You can, like, order me to do stuff, but of course, I have a say in things~

John F. Kennedy: do I have to talk to Congress if I want you to do something?

America: not unless it's super necessary, why?

John F. Kennedy: ... wanna go and watch a baseball game together? I got tickets from my brother, but I don't know anyone who wants to go-

America: *hugs Kennedy* Oh my God, you're awesome!!!!