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SLEEPOVER at my place tonight!! We're reading granddad's men's magazines. No girls allowed



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obsessed with this sign i saw taped up outside the bat room at the zoo yesterday. the enthusiasm, the hand-written note, the bat drawing.
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it's crazy that chick peas are also called garbanzo beans. what a two for two gold rank for for what your bean is named
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if i was the dead wife in a male protagonist’s tragic backstory my dead wife hazy memory montage would be me laughing while scrolling my own tumblr blog
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