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Do you ever just think about a mutual and 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫

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one time this japanese fujoshi i follow on twitter posted "the bottom should have a bigger dick so that you can watch it bounce while they get fucked and the top should have a smaller dick so that it can go in easier. uke dicks should be big and decorative and seme dicks should be average size and functional" and honestly her mind

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In what world would this be anything other than impressive

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I don't yearn for freaky rodent sex, I yearn for sweet and intimate and passionate rodent sex

okayyy

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there is quite literally nothing that hits the spot for me like noncon pussy eating

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New NXT North American champion, Ethan Page

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“you can tell this writer has a fetish :/” i hope when people read my writing they can accurately guess all my kinks, fantasies, most influential moments in my psychosexual development, and how many days since i last gave head at the time i wrote it

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Porn fic that takes fifty thousand words to get to the fucking and it's not even a slow burn, it just takes that much worldbuilding to properly contextualise the author's incredibly specific kink.

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fnb memphis

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you can see my dick and jerk off vids over on blue sky

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hey we wanna re-think this at all or

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Never kill yourself. There are fat men with perky tits who will let you grope and suck on them. You have to stay alive for that.

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bloody cody 🗣️🗣️

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Did I hear wrestler fic w prostitution 👀

traversed the depths of ao3 in search of an underpunk fic with prostitution, which yielded no results, and I've decided i have a job to do

someday

I already have like 3 wips