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昨夜遅く、木花庵にて、白い猫１匹が、器物破損・建造物破壊・脱走の罪で拘束されました。同猫は、最近脱走の犯行予告を行っていたことから、監視対象となりソフトカラーを装着されていましたが、驚くべきことに、その「食パン」を装着したまま風呂場の網戸を破壊して逃走し、2.5hにも上る夜の散歩を楽しんだとのことです。調べによると、犯猫は終始「春だから」と述べるに留まっており、反省の色が見えないことから、速やかにへんがおの刑が執行されました。また、被害者は、網戸が修復不可能な被害を受けたことから、今後夏に向かうにつれ、快適な入浴環境が損なわれるとし、犯猫に対し継続的な補償を求めていく希望があるとのことです。

なお、本件に関しては、黒い猫１匹が犯猫幇助の疑いにより、現在取り調べを受けているとのことです。

Late last night at Konohana-an, one white perpetrator was taken into custody on charges of property damage, destruction of private infrastructure, and escape.

The perpetrator had recently made a public declaration of intent to flee and was placed under surveillance, fitted with a soft collar in the shape of a slice of bread.

Amazingly, while still wearing the “bread,” the perpetrator destroyed the bathroom screen door and escaped, reportedly enjoying a nighttime stroll that lasted approximately 2.5 hours.

During questioning, the perpetrator repeatedly stated, “Because it’s spring,” and showed no signs of remorse.

Accordingly, the punishment of “funny face penalty” was swiftly executed without trial.

The victim, the screen door, is reported to have suffered irreparable damage. With summer approaching, concerns have been raised that bathing comfort will be compromised. The household has expressed intent to seek ongoing compensation from the perpetrator.

In connection with the case, one black accomplice is currently under investigation on suspicion of aiding and abetting the escape.

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I love soft Sasuke and I believe there should be more of that side of him showcased (my boi's had enough trauma)

I wish we could have seen more of Sasuke's redemption arc and especially the bonds he had to restore (and deepen) with Sakura and Kakashi (not to mention Naruto bc he already has a really deep bond with him).

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enough about the timeloop I wanna hear about the post-timeloop.

person who just got over the horror of being trapped and settled into a comfortable routine...but then the timeloop breaks and they struggle to reacclimatize. person trapped in a loop for years who grieved their loved ones—who are suddenly back and acting like nothing happened (because for them nothing did). teenager who aged physically and mentally during the timeloop and now they're so much older than they're supposed to be. random strangers who were trapped in a loop together relieved to get away from each other at last, but feeling oddly bereft of familiar company. service worker who is pissed as fuck to have to go back to work

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idea and text stolen from this post:

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TV SERIES WATCHED IN 2025 The Eternaut s1 (2025) 🇦🇷 Created by Bruno Stagnaro. Based on Héctor Germán Oesterheld graphic novel.

If you call yourself a fan of post-apocalyptic-like sci fi, you can´t miss this one! And is set in Latin America, in Argentina! (mi país, mi país, mi país!)

Episodes list set in English.

A Night of Cards

Step Into the Sun

Magnetism

The Creed

Horizon

Cold Tomato Juice

The Eternaut (El Eternauta) is based on the Argentine comic of the same name by Héctor Germán Oesterheld and illustrated by Francisco Solano López. 

Published from 1957 to 1959, the comic was censored between 1976 and 1983 by the last Argentine military dictatorship.

On April 27, 1977, he was kidnapped by the armed forces in La Plata. His four daughters had already been kidnapped and murdered: Diana (24), Beatriz (19), Estela (25), and Marina (18).Two of them were pregnant. He became one of the thousands of people who disappeared during the dictatorship... 🕊️

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first time writing fanfiction of a character : uughh i hope this is all canon accurate... it cant be canon innacurate at all or the enitire fandom will throw rocks at me...

10057th time writing the character: heres them working at a mcdonalds

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Sometimes a calm afternoon with your adopted son is what you might need

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posted this on the tweeter but I think y’all would like it too

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"If you use em dash in your works, it makes them look AI generated. No real human uses em dash."

Imaging thinking actual human writers are Not Real because they use... professional writing in their works.

Imagine thinking millions of people who have been using em dash way before AI becomes a thing are all robots.

REBLOG IF YOU'RE A HUMAN AND YOU USE EM DASH

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worlds slowest fanfic author tries really really hard

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I like when people like a character so way too much that it transcends even self shipping or kinning and becomes more of a patron saint that you pray to type of deal

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having a cat is so miraculous. this little guy wants to sleep in my bed with me and purr on my chest. it’s his favorite hobby. no one told him to do that he just Loves His Mommy

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What pleases u in bed?

sleep

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im gods weakest faggot

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If you've played a TTRPG that involves building a society/city collaboratively (ex. The Quiet Year) — Nghi Vo's The City in Glass is a 200-page novella that is that, told through the eyes of a demon that loves that city, and it's very, very good.

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Literal chills