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can u imagine if other pieces of media were as scared of calling their monsters what they are as zombie media is about calling zombies zombies

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The problem with playing smash or pass is that there's a lot of characters which I'm not sexually attracted to but I would fuck in a heartbeat out of sheer curiosity and ego, like I don't find Mickey Mouse attractive at all but if he approached me at a bar and went "Hey sexy, want me to show you my mouseketool?" I would say yes because then I get to tell my friends I fucked Mickey Mouse

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The sentences "Asexuals can still have sex" and "Aromantics can still date" need to go up on the high shelf for everyone except aces and aros talking about their own experiences. From now on, everyone else has to use the revolutionary new phrase "Asexuals and aromantics can do whatever the fuck they want forever."

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Weeds for my cows

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Welcome

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Spent tonight at a local short film festival. One of the shorts was made by two 12 year olds in their backyard and it was the best short of the entire night

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Tumblr is good for creative types because the tag system lets you be truly deranged about how much you like it without feeling as Exposed as a Comment Section

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Wine is exactly like omegaverse fanfiction

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they should have tried having gay sex. it wouldnt change anything about their situation but then at least they could say they gave it a go.

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It's funny how when you're a kid you see your parents and their friends in their 30s and think wow these are grownups, I guess I become grownup at some point. but now you're 30 and you do things like ride on the front handlebars of your friend's bike at midnight on a rainy Brooklyn street or make dumbass music and side to side into people one night a week and like. You don't have to be grown up at all really you can just do this forever

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wow I love to sit crosslegged without moving for several hours straight!

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That's how they do that

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i love this website i just feel at home here you know