calamaricollie

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inside me there are two lungs. and one liver. one stomach. a few meters of intestine. there's a lot inside me actually

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In case I don’t see ya!

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title of this is just ‘lesbian sex’

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"Because I said so" straight up isn't as good an answer as you think it is.

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Perfect deloafing 🐱🐱🐈‍⬛

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Hey I know ur tags in the fic say no uploading to ai data bases and c.ai. I had only check after stumbling upon this.

its just one bad news after the other huh

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i can handle one (1) Event™ per day. whether it be a phone call, an appointment, trip to the grocery store, play date with a friend, etc. only one, that's it. any more than that and i am Stressed

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I must not explain the joke. Explaining the joke is the joke-killer. I will face my followers who did not get the joke. I will permit them to pass over me and through me

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funniest tumblr experience is waking up to 20+ notifications all from ONE person who has obviously just found my account and they then proceed to like and reblog my last dozen or so posts which is then followed by a mysterious anonymous ask. brother who are you trying to fool

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good idea

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