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what if a creature was both strange and hilarious. multifaceted.
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trying to trick myself into staying sober by pretending it's this hot new drug. It makes you really present, man. You can really feel all your emotions and you can think about anything you want. It also makes you super productive and it makes the day feel waaaaay longer it's wild you've gotta try it
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imagine if customers were just like this
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so much of being an ok person is just 1) not panicking, 2) not taking things personally, and 3) not letting the vindictive gargoyle that lives in your head tell you what to do. this sucks because brains love doing those things
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The worst part of human adulthood is being your own zookeeper
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First, fifth, and sixth developmental stages of a Physophora sipohonophore. Glass models by Blaschka & Son. [x] [x] [x]
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the muppets, 1x01: “Pig Girls Don’t Cry.”
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buying weird little stuffed animals to populate my apartment like noah on his fucking boat
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