indie rp blog for (humanized) Calcifer from Howl's moving castle written by Centipede Rules No minors and no drama/callouts. No one is the exception to these simple ahh rules.
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"You keep offering me food... I'm not going to turn it away. It's...good."
"I was being pretty genuine, thank you very much." Renji clicked his teeth in annoyance. At this rate, he might as well shut his mouth since anything he could say just seemed to rub Calcifer the wrong way.
"Do ya only shut up when I give ya food? Glutton."
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Calcifer sneered and clicked his tongue in annoyance. "I am plenty grateful. But what do you expect when you push my buttons? A thank you?"
Renji coughed, waving away the thick black smoke. "HEY. What's wrong with ya??" he glared, one the smoke cleared and he was able to see once again.
"I offer to feed ya, and this is what I get in return? I see there's no gratefulness in those bones of yers." His lips turned up in disdain.
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"I feel so normal about him" well I dont. move
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Chewing chewing chewing. Swallow. Calcifer is glaring at Renji-- clearly up to no good.
He's breathing in deeply and calmly.
Only to blow dark smoke into the soul reaper's stupid face.
"Aw did Calcifer want me to feed him so tenderly and lovingly?" Renji snickered, covering his mouth with his hands.
"This jerk might do as ya ask, if yer nice with it."
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"Well you don't have to shove it into my mouth so carelessly!" He huffed. But stuffed the piece back into his mouth.
"Jerk."
"Oh my bad," Renji snickered, eating the other half of the taiyaki. "Yum."
He shrugged his shoulders once more. Making fun of Calcifer sure was entertaining. Just had to be careful not to push the other too far, otherwise he would go and sulk by himself.
"Thought ya looked kinda hungry so I shared my snack with ya."
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IF UR READING THIS THE FLOOR IS LAVA!
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"ahgmmfh--" There was no time to explain as Renji shoved some taiyaki directly into his mouth. Calcifer reeled back and coughed the piece into his hand before it went down the wrong pipe.
"The hell is wrong with you!? Ugh!"
@calciferisms from here
"First grade? What's that?" Renji just shrugged his shoulders. He didn't understand the insult, but he understood it wasn't exactly a compliment, either.

"Here. Have this." He shoves a piece of taiyaki into Calcifer's mouth, as he was ranting.
"Yer not you when yer hungry."
#wild pineapple butt#i never thought i'd be able to use that icon LOLOLOL#its a carrot but we can pretend
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'you look like someone ate you and spat you back out'. (is renji being antagonizing? yes. is he just joking and actually enjoys calcifer's company? also yes)
Send "You look like you…", complete the sentence, and see how my muse reacts to being told that!
He's grinding his teeth he's so MAD.
"And you look like you got held back in first grade."
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Send "You look like you...", complete the sentence, and see how my muse reacts to being told that!
( Ex: "You look like you bite people." or "You look like you get mad when someone doesn't say "bless you" when you sneeze." )
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Calcifer braced for impact-- but the collision was much softer than he'd imagined. And he was still alive. Somehow...
Calcifer moved his arms away and looked around in a bleary daze. And then he gasped at the face looming over him. At the frightening teeth clacking words of possession over him.
"I-- I don't want to die," was all he could think to say back to the being, his voice small and trembling. He pushed himself away from their mouth as much as he could.
Oooh! There was one, and Xehanort tried to center himself below. The angle should be correct enough, and so if he was lucky ...
His boots inched just a couple of inches off to the side, before --
Oh, what magnificence. Silver hues glowed with wonder at Calcifer within his black gloved hands. "You're mine,'' the teenager remarked, bringing it up to his lips to eat it.
To conjoin, and he'd have all the power he'd ever need.
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🧠 + Maybe if Grimmjow bites me gently, it'd be okay -
THAT is a problematic thought to be sure. He hates it when Grimmjow bites him. It's not pleasant! And as if he'd ever even try to be gentle... But if he were...
"Not a chance."
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Send 🧠 + an intrusive thought for my muse to have, and they'll react to having it!
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Sry for drafts not getting gotten to. Low cal muse still.
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Go on anon and flirt, tease, and/or fluster my muse.
Bonus points if you hint at a ship and/or character.
For multi-muse accounts specify muse.
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He wonders if calcifer likes taiyaki? If so, he won't have to always buy him the conpeito candy. Renji offers him half of his own.
"Oh, thank you."
He doesn't know what taiyaki is. But he takes the half that is offered to him. Smells it first, and then takes a bite. Calcifer smiles at the delicious flavor and hums with delight.
"Yummy!"
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