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i found a baby picture of my cat please please look at him i'm begging you

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THE GOOD PLACE (2016 - 2020) I 3.07 - A Fractured Inheritance

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tumblr users love reading. you literally stopped for this post just because it has words in it

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They are just like me forreal

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Trainability in cats is a funny thing.

My cats understand and will obey a number of verbal commands, one of which is “go away”. I don’t use it often, but if they’re bugging me and I’m trying to work or doing something that could be dangerous for cats, I can tell them to go away, and off they go - they’ll only keep pestering me if there’s a serious problem they need me to look at.

That said, their idea of a serious problem that requires my attention is somewhat eccentric. Previous instances have included:

There was an unfamiliar car parked across the street

Their water bowl was four inches to the left of its usual position

One of them had puked on the stairs and they didn’t want to walk past it

It was raining

One of them saw a weird bug

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“Oh, sometimes, I pray for you at night

Someday, maybe you'll see the light

Oh, some say, in life, you're gonna get what you give

But some things, only God can forgive”

-Praying (2017)

“Fine line between survivin' and livin'

And, God, some things never should be forgiven

Guess what? I'm sick of pretendin' for you”

-Fine Line (2023)

“Pain was my ritual, fear my religion

But I was the one who needed forgiving

Oh, I'm, I'm the cathedral”

-Cathedral (2025)

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would zuko give the blue spirit a full pardon after the war is over or do you think he would mess with everyone and raise the bounty even higher

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what doesn't kill you makes you stay on tumblr for 13 years and counting

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nothing sexier than that picture with the italian players on top of eachother after the win and the english ones going through the 5 stages of grief in the back

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STRAUME / FLOW (2024) — dr. Gints Zilbadolis

for @madworld-bbs

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season 2 of atla is so good because you’ll watch an episode and it’ll be like -

A plot: aang learns to stand his ground in order to begin earth bending

B plot: zuko screams at god to strike him down with lightning

C plot: sokka is stuck in a hole

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i love when pets huff or sigh dramatically. like i am sorry. you're so right. you live such a laborious life. it must be so difficult to take naps and get pet and fed treats and played with all day. really a packed schedule youve got there boss. how do you manage it all. well no matter i'd say it's time for your well earned 7th afternoon nap

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"Great. Now I have to go back and tell Haymitch I want an eighty-year-old and Nuts and Volts for my allies. He'll love that."

Unironically, Katniss, he will actually love that very much lol

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maysilee donner really said if i have to fight to the death im gonna serve rupaul levels of cunt while doing so and i just think that's really cool of her

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“abandonment issues girl x devoted til death boy” trope my beloved