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ain’t nothing wrong with a little :3 sometimes
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oh boo hoo let me hand you an L from the world’s smallest dr phil
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we’re really out here. pretending we know what we’re doing. trying to look as gay as possible. disappointing our parents.
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you ever dip your entire oreo in milk except for the part where youre holding it and feel like thetis dipping newborn achilles into the river styx leaving him invulnerable everywhere except for his heel
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nobody:
hot topic cashier: if you dont sign up for hot cash i WILL kill you
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