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i love that sufficiently powerful levitation potions make you go fast as hell too. hes schmoving in free camera mode. hes moving in all dimensions fast as fuck you cant catch him you cant get him. hes also occasionally getting stuck in walls and terrain but thats a minor setback. morrowind is a good game

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but i can always just draw him. how i see him. bad news for just about everybody he IS real and CAN hurt you

i got my game to stop cacaing itself upon taking a screencap. here is morrowind ghetsis. as you can see he looks nothing like ghetsis but this is the best i could do.

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can you imagine a piers and ghetsis collab like if they made an album together. the entire pokemon realm changed by the highly cerebral malicious corrosive tunes theyd produce

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getting that stupid staff was harder than beating dagoth ur. i couldnt find the necromancer den and then i kept dying to those fuckass skeletons

you know thats right

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what he says is true

popular with orc women specifically as it turns out

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i got my game to stop cacaing itself upon taking a screencap. here is morrowind ghetsis. as you can see he looks nothing like ghetsis but this is the best i could do.

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strong contender for top 10 characters that haunt the narrative

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idk its just a rly funny scene to me. imagine youre aunius autrus the imperial priest at sadrith mora wolverine hall's imperial shrine and you also happen to sell some alchemy ingredients. some altmer walks in and is like "good evening can i get uhh ten ash yams. and five pieces of netch leather. and five pieces of bloat. thanks. actually can i get another ten ash yams and five pieces of bloat and five pieces of netch leather. and another. and another. and another. and another. and another. and another. and another. okay thanks thatll be it pal" and he clearly cannot carry all that shit in his feeble arms but instead he pulls out a full set of alchemy equipment like sets it up on the floor and starts brewing. makes a ton of potions. and then starts drinking them. with each potion his eyes look sharper and wide open and there is something about his expression that can only be described as Horrified Realization. like he knows too much. far too much. after drinking all the potions he speaks, though it seems that hes more accurately beaming the words right into your brain without making a sound. "can i get a couple more ash yams and more bloat and netch leather". the cycle repeats a few times. youre not sure the guy is even human anymore. hes burning through your years' supply of ash yams bloat and netch leather. finally instead of asking for more of those he opens his bag again and pulls out some more ingredients. crab meat, small kwama eggs, kagouti hide, shalk resin. he makes some delicious runny crab scrambled eggs using his alchemy set. pours it into an empty bottle. then makes a few potions from the kagouti hide and shalk resin. he drinks one. he collapses, groaning and shaking, as if all strength has left his body. crawling on the floor like a twisted creature, he manages to reach for the bottle of scrambled eggs. he sucks it out of the bottle, then gets up, suddenly completely fine. he bids you farewell, and then before you can respond he zooms out of the shrine hall so quickly that a powerful gust of wind knocks things off the altar. you're scared. and you feel like he might return. maybe you should refuse to sell him anymore ash yams or bloat or netch leather if that happens, but you fear to even imagine what he might do in retaliation.

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the thing about the fortify speed potions is that i dont have any moon sugar on me right now and thus have to make them out of kagouti hide and shalk resin, which means they also get a drain stamina effect. which is fine because i can offset that by just drinking a restore stamina potion but it is VERY funny when immediately upon drinking the first potion ghetsis just like Collapses. like *sip* ouuouuurhhg... [falls to the ground, stamina bar empty] hgghhhr...

morrowind is doing a really good job today of preventing me from spiraling but it is also very cozy and soothing and thus keeps making me feel soooo sleeby

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you cannot begin to imagine what hes going through. having consumed some truly vicious potions of his own making

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obsessed with this image currently

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so fucked up when youre horny physically but mentally you are extremely not turned on by anything and in fact kind of annoyed and repulsed. jorking it to Nothing

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In cyberwigan, it's a perfect simulacrum of gravy.

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i'd be doing a lot better if i could successfully camouflage as a branch

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ive been conceptualizing him as like. a "proof that gay men too can be horribly embarrassing and contribute lame things to music and arts" type

wait lin manuel miranda isnt gay? he has a wife? what the fuck