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Shit man, this wizard war is fucked. I just saw a guy clap his hands together and say "the ten hells" or some similar shit, and every one around him turned inside out, had their tibia explode and then disappeared. The camera didn't even go onto him, that's how common shit like this is. My ass is casting frostbite and level 2 poison. I think I just heard "power word:scrunch" two groups over. I gotta get the fuck outta here.
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Verily, man, this wizard peace is splendid. I just saw a guy clap his hands together and say "spirits o' field and vineyard" or something along those lines, and every one around him was showered in fresh-baked pastries and loaves, had their cups fill with aged wine, and then were soothed by a warm summer breeze. The minstrels didn't even sing his praises, that's what a joyous time this is. And here I've just been casting calming dew and level 2 aura of cheer. I think I just heard "power word: dessert" two groups over. I gotta get over there.
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bart & cissie r so mlm wlw solidarity its beyond comprehension. they're literally each other's beards to school dances r u kidding me.
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i need to hunt Tom King for sport
#something something 'tomboy' is the only gender option with an expiration date#the way she went from hyperconfident golden retriever to someone who seems so uncomfortable in her own skin is genuinely so depressing#look how they massacred my girl...#cassie sandsmark
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"Bart, I love you! I've always loved you! Tell me it's how you feel, too! ...yeah, figured that would do it."
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#yj98#ohhh my god lmao#anita's 2 dads <3#cassie decides the quiz is faulty and represses whatever has awakened in her for another 7 years. god bless#love her dearly
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they are finally giving me a magnificent gilded cup for all of the folding chairs ive helped put away at various events and functions
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when i was sixteen and insane for my shakespeare class final i had to do the “alas poor yorick” monologue at a competition and while i was doing it i had this insane thought of like. i’ve never been and never will be closer to experiencing hamlet’s mental state than i am right now. like of course all that stuff didn’t happen to me but when you’re 16-19 you kind of feel like all that stuff is happening, all the time, constantly
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[me telling the story of how I survived an ORTBO and lived for two calendar days in a snowy forest] it was crazy
[my friend who once got a text from me saying my apartment has a night gardener] was the night gardener there?
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