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holy shit im back from such a long hiatus LOL

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"Am I a pretty girl?" -SpongeBob squarepants

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I hope you look for me in everyone you meet.

Because I Look For You (#206: February 27, 2014)

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can we please talk about

nothing ever again

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THIS IS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENS WHEN YOU FORGET TO RINSE THE TUB OUT AFTER USING A LUSH INTERGALATIC BATHBOMB!

He’s fine. He got a bath.

Lush glitter is made of seaweed.

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16 birthday

MMMY 16 BURTHDAY IS COMIN UP (not v soon but it's cOMJN) SO HERES MY JANUARY 2017 BIRTHDAY LIST https://www.amazon.com/registry/wishlist/D17CZO6F9NW8/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_ip_wl_o_ZfRRxb61RSYHD PLS BUY ME THINGS IM TURNIN 16 anD I JUST WANNA BE APPRECIATED WITH OBJECTS

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I have never seen grape ice cream.

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u a goodin

Reblog my face @thevocamon @calfz @ifloralselenai @pabro-picasso

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hey please do this please

I’m kinda sad today so you should all go post cute nice things on my thiscrush.com/~prinxe pls thank u

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Ancestry commercials:

I thought i was white, and i ended being up being white

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Ancestry commercials:

I thought i was white, and i ended being up being white

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friend: oh my mom doesnt let us bring drinks or food outside of the kitchen

me: my momma said i gotta come home right now immediately

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my bf has many interesting stories and observations from his new job as a 911 operator

my favorite is how meandering people are, even in the midst of a terrible emergency

they respond to “what is the emergency” with “well, the thing is, four weeks ago–”

and then he’s like “WHAT IS THE EMERGENCY RIGHT NOW”

and they’re like “so what happened this morning was, i said to my wife, i said–”

“WHAT IS CURRENTLY HAPPENING AT THIS MOMENT”

“oh i’m having a heart attack”

my second favorite is how specific he has to get sometimes

like, “what is your emergency?”

“i’m sitting in a pool of blood.”

“… is it… your blood?”

“yes i think so”

“do you know where it’s coming from?”

“probably the stab wound”

“have you been stabbed?”

“oh yah definitely”

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why do russians end their sentences with) while texting. ??

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