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come back my scarab

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Fuck. Those fuckers at the store sold me No Purpose Flour again. What the fuck do I do with this

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? scientist just discovered something but they dont want to tell us

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was about to post "would it be easier for the fandom types to learn geography if the countries were anime boys they could ship" and then i remembered

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cops follow a fare evasion suspect, try to taze him, end up shooting him, another cop, and two bistanders. they're then called brave by the mayor of New York

cops committed a mass shooting over three dollars.

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you genuinely don’t have to increase graphics in games anymore. I don’t have a spaceship to run this on. My previous laptop blew up trying to run animal jam. I was more than happy with Skyrim graphics and portal 2 looks breathtaking to me. I just want to be able to play your game. I don’t want to see their pores and uncannily delineated teeth. One time fallout 4 crashed so hard it basically uninstalled itself from my computer. Ffxiv completely fried my laptops motherboard and I just kept playing ffxiv anyway. For where else would I go? Who else could I love but you

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Basically ive started imbuing random inanimate objects with souls in order to fuck up the world LOL

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it might just be because im sleep deprived from jetlag rn but this r/relationship_advice post is making me cry actual tears of laughter. i read the post at first and was like yeah pretty standard whatever but im nosey so i clicked on the drawing op linked and i was not mentally prepared for it. putting it under a read more so you can get the same experience as i did

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EVERYONE PRAY FOR OUR BROTHER CHUM NO. 2,719,584 AND WISH HIM A SPEEDY RECOVERY

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Mutuals do this

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happy raiden autumn to those who celebrate

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bored of all my music so i think im just gonna start hitting people with large blunt objects

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Chat with Uncle Snake. Based on this.

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Mad Max: Fury Road (2015) dir. George Miller

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-> DO IT SCARED.