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awesome hike today i found a fat cool horn

and i saw 2 live deer jump up beside me + 1 deer carcass + 1 male cisgender pheasant + Baby foxes!!!!!! in their burrow playing around LOOK

directly infront of us

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Daniel Richter (German, b. 1962), Das Auge War Kaputt [The Eye Was Broken], 2011. Oil on canvas, 100 x 270.2 cm.

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#cigardaddy — view on Instagram https://ift.tt/2IZSi62

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classic post rant quora phrase

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princess xixi is so awesome and cool. if she was real i would give her a gameboy advanced and a copy of pokemon ruby

i forgot to answer u thanks and thanks and um and yes and i have a gaemboy advance sp in silver with poekmon emerald i got it after i broke my gameboy color for good cuz i kept getting so nervous when playing that my intense amounts of sweat would drip into the buttons and corrode the plates beneath. i still cant play high intensity phone games like rythm type stuff cuz the water buildup on the screen after ~2 minutes is enough to distort location of my inputs. but thats my gameboy so its okay ifyou give yours away cuz im keeping mine thats good then that i get to keep it

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mafia guy who becomes online friends with gay furry twink (w/ a sleek cyan fox avatar with elegant black stripes on all limbs) and they start e-dating and the furry flies 4 states over to stay 1-2 weeks at the mafia guys house (still lives at moms) and the mafia guy (doesnt want mom to know that gay) the mafia guy introduces him to mom like "say hello to my furry friend"

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eating an ant 🐜

and a worm 🪱

sora

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Layers Upon Layers.

Muscle, Flesh.

Muscle, Flesh.

Muscle, Flesh.

I Can Survive Atmospheric Entry. OK?

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Imagine launching from a soon-to-implode space ship and your only escape was being cocooned in the massive burly arms of Reuben the Gorilla. Imagine him curling over you as you re-enter the atmosphere to act as a heat shield and you can smell the hairs scorching on his back but when you look up all you see is a solemn and calm gorilla face as if this was his one duty in life to fulfill. Imagine realizing there’s no possible way you could survive landing in the ocean at your velocity but the gorilla reconfigures into what is unmistakably the most elegant diving pose you’ve ever bore witness to, one arm pointed towards the sea and the other pressing you into his massive gorilla body, protecting your head from impact with the overhang of his pectorals. Imagine the cannon-like crack of piercing the water surface, how for a moment the sheer mass of gorilla surrounding you protected you from all contact with the water though you should’ve been entirely submerged; imagine the shocking immobilizing coldness of the ocean enveloping you a hundred feet down, and as you slowly drown in the salty sea the gorilla grabs your hand and kicks with all his stubby little gorilla-legged might towards the surface. Imagine fainting before you breach, your last sight being gorilla hairs waving in the current, so peaceful, so warm.

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i made u a cookie.. but i invented it >_<

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ITS FINALLY EVERYWHERE

album #2 done. i fucked up the rollout for this so bad lololololol. but i’m rly proud and im glad it’s finally out there :)))) check it! 12-13 tracks of glitchy noisey pop rock

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*summons my snakehalo* crops under cut

and if u want a print :P

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Mikhail Bitny, 1973.

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