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did you know that petting me is free? you can pet me anytime and it's totally free

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I abbreviate "Beetlejuice" to "BJ" with my one friend whose special interest is Beetlejuice and it's fine, it's protocol, it's a Tuesday afternoon, but I just did it with another friend via the sentence, "I don't even like BJ that much. I just wanna see that worm," and it was a little less than fine, I think.

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😇😈

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my humor 2016

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When you accidentally say the q word (quest) and your knight starts gently clanking from their happy wiggles like now you've done it, you have to send them into the dragon's lair or their helmet ploom will droop and they'll start waxing sad poetic in the moonlight

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I'm going to frame this in my house

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whoa I just realized it’s called deodorant because it de-odors you like it takes away your odor and you’re an ant

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collect my flop posts

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ivti au doodles 🖤❤️

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See also, "We're in a drought; conserve water!" Meanwhile, bottled water companies and golf courses for rich folk empty the aquifers.

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sorry but ill NEVER shut up about how badly the time period of covid-19 ruined fandoms. i swear to god we just got FLOODED with a bunch of braindead children dictating whats normal and what isnt. i sound like my grandmother right now but seriously come ON. where did the times of shipping and letting ship go… where did all the anti-censorship go. Just wiped away like that

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I am a huge fan of retiring to my quarters

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Salem the black-coded bunny boy!!!!

(HE/HIM) 🐇💜🏳️‍⚧️

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thanks nintendo

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Gothic fiction b like what if there was a deeply symbolic freak