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forgetfulness is wild because sometimes its "oops silly me i left the house without my wallet again" and sometimes its "my friend is trying to reminisce on a thing we did together and the fact its jogging nothing in my brain is genuinely kind of distressing"

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now which one of yous is doing the marc tit shot 😭🫵

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Got the fucking pole. Lead close to 57% of the race, got fucked over by the pit stop, got fucked over by the car. Lost pace, barely an fuel, but yeah let's ask him why his pole to win ratio is so less.

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"mclaren having d*nald t**mp as a guest and the comments made by Zak and L*ndo didn't mean anything its not that deep"

Yeah. Thats why the US department of homeland security (ICE), has made and posted an image of pato o'ward's (who is mexican and was born in mexico) number 5 car painted in an ICE livery, to advertise their new Indiana "detention centre" they've named "Speedway Slammer"

Don't try and tell me that's a coincidence either because ill just block you I'm not arguing with people who have no brain

image under the cut

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I still can’t believe marc dressed up like a gay little cowboy to shoot an over the top special helmet reveal video last year only to crash out. I still can’t believe marc wore a fashionably slutty leather jacket to shoot this year’s notably tame (yet sexy) special helmet reveal only to crash out AGAIN. I still can’t believe mar—uhhhh guys can you hear me am I stuck in a loop

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i have this unrealistic fantasy in my head where if you calmly and logically explain something to someone perfectly they will understand your position and gain knowledge from the exchange. unfortunately in the real world this does not happen often

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you think youre so funny and cool huh. well you are. i love you

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A compilation so you can see what goes on in my head when I see Marc saying really crazy things :3

marc marquez is one nasty bitch

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charles isn't necessarily a wdc breaker or whatever it is some people call him. he IS a supremely talented driver. but more importantly he's one of those tubeworms that live in hydrothermal vents who, through millions of years of evolutionary adaptation, have made a home for themselves in the most inhospitable environment in the world.

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We ask your questions anonymously so you don’t have to! Submissions are open on the 1st and 15th of the month.

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The thing with Harry Potter is that if Daniel Radcliffe can walk away from it then so can you. No one else on the planet has their identity more tied to that series than him and he walked away. So to see the actors for the new show saying JKR isn't doing anything wrong, to see the actors involved in the new audible super production supporting her, when she has explicitly, loudly, and proudly said she's gonna use that money to fund taking away rights from trans people is ridiculous. No sense of morals if people pay you enough and this is insane.

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Max: BE A BETTER PERSON!

Charles: WHY?!

Max: BECAUSE SOMEONE NEEDS TO HAVE MORALS IN THIS RELATIONSHIP, AND IT SURE AS FUCK AIN'T GONNA BE ME, SWEETHEART!

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need to meet peterbom so i can look him in the eyes and say. the term alien was coined during a period of motogp where across 8 years all races. bar 2. were won by a group of only five riders. facilitated by a combination of both extreme talent and an exorbitant machinery gap across the field. and therefore 'alien' is outdated and cannot accurately be used as a descriptor anymore, due to the fact that those conditions do not exist anymore. thanks

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Peace and love to Valentino but all the races this year where Marc purposely slows down to save his tire pressure or tire temp or work on some kind of strat which obviously has nothing to do with screwing over any riders and just saving his own win are making the Sepang crash out over PI 2015 look sillier.

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If it ain't broke, Trump'll break it. #immigration