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Reckoning commissioned by my patron, Sarah! prints | patreon

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The more I think about the "reach and flexibility" bit the more it comes off to me as insanely horny. Like, before Shepard even goes out of her way to flirt, why the fuck was Garrus bringing that up? "Oh, yeah, our commanders let us kick each other's asses to relieve stress. Also, once I had sex a tiebreak with a girl whose ass I was kicking and who was brutally kicking mine". In an unromanced situation that's just kind of crazy. But everyone lets it slide because, well, who doesn't wanna listen to Garrus' talk about his sexual conquests in that smooth voice.

Garrus at the calibration console waiting for even the slightest chance to mention the "reach and flexibility" anecdote:

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you can pry this headcanon from my very much alive and willing to throw down hands

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knight commander

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anders like "i need ingredients for a . potion. that will split me and justice from each other. even though i said it was impossible before without me dying. forget about that i lied. will you help me find the ingredients. ok thanks the first one i need is nitroglycerin"

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replaying origins and i just maxed out sten's approval so naturally i thought of this tweet and had to make it

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Some spirits are dangerous. But how quickly most respond to a bit of kindness, or care, or simple attempt to understand.

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🥀Sweet little words made for silence, not talk

Young heart for love, not heartache

Dark hair for catching the wind

Not to veil the sight of a cold world🥀

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I feel like Emmrich’s weirdness is truly not fully given credit to because he yearns for human connection yet the closest friend he’s ever had is Johanna. Johanna fucking Hezenkoss. This is the friend he misses having, this is the person he keeps around (partially, as they say) after her construct is dealt with. Emmrich, the gentlemanly polite necromancer he presents as to others, prefers the company of Johanna fucking Hezenkoss to every distinguished and well respected necromancer he could have bonded with over his decades at the Grand Necropolis. He could be dining with nobles but he prefers a DnD freak who has Opinions on everything under the sun

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Lucanis Dellamorte, the Demon of Vyrantium

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Garrus Vakarian + his little turian smiles

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mass effect 2's cold opening of having to float your way through the destroyed normandy after being attacked by a giant hyperintelligence squid with the coldness of outer space, minimal lighting, and your breathing as the only sounds. i think the kids call that popping off

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You're here. You're really here.

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And no rivers and no lakes can put the fire out I'm gonna raise the stakes I'm gonna smoke you out

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"You better not be the cunty embodiment of an ancient rage when I get there."

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