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GARFIELD EVOLUTIONARY TIMELINE

1976: Proto-Garfield, side-character to Jon

1978: Earliest properly-recognizable Garfield, visual overhaul accompanies syndication and retitle of comic to Garfield

1979: Transitional state between proto-Garfield and 80s Garfield, marketed by increased anthropomorphization and larger, cartoonish expressions, while retaining a realistic body shape

1980-1984: 80s Garfield, facial structure has largely stabilized save for dimensions, noticeable retention of quadrupedal motion in most situations

1985-1992: Emergence of modern Garfield, shift towards predominantly vertical locomotion, expansion of feet, facial structure begins to horizontally compress and vertically extend

1989: [REDACTED]

1993-1999: Continued anthropomorphic shift, separation of head from torso and reduction of belly fat, noticeable

2000-present: stabilization of modern Garfield, head size reduced in final proportion alteration. Jim Davis had divined the final, perfect version of his pop culture homonculus.

...but the end of the road for one man is a broad horizon for the next...

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Get a load of this fcked-up superscape file this is the sexiest thing that's ever happened to me

ahhhhHHHH there's fishies in here

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i fell from the mine...

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a japanese guy who made a bunch of creepy pasta videos a long time ago (you’ve probably seen Youtube666, he made that) is playing through minecraft for the first time and he’s not using any guides or anything other than the in-game guidebook and he’s fucking. doing it in such a buddhist way.

like, he’s so patient and detached from all of the stuff he’s gotten.

in the newest episode he destroyed 14566 blocks of bridge and blew up his original house just because he learned about xyz coordinates by accidentally pressing F5 and he wanted his house to be at the X:0 coordinate.

also look at this quarry. it’s his 5th quarry.

look at this absolute fucking massive hole.

and it’s not like “HELLOOOOO EVERYBODY WHAT IS UP, TODAY WE’RE GONNA BE PLAYING MIIIIIINECRAAAAFT” he’s just like. a quiet 30 year old japanese man who speaks very precisely and politely. and he even does his own english captions which are overlayed on the video and he uses emoticons like (0u0)/

he’s so wonderful and cute.

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the framing of generative ai as "theft" in popular discourse has really set us back so far like not only should we not consider copyright infringement theft we shouldn't even consider generative ai copyright infringement

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Please don't scroll past without sharing this post. As you know, I have been helping Mosab Ahmed share his campaign, and it was finally starting to get much-needed support this week when Tumblr decided to ban his account, causing him to lose his network of supporters and donations to stall.

I cannot begin to articulate the cruelty of it all. We have to confront the reality that we currently inhabit a website that has made it its mission to make it as difficult as practically possible for victims of genocide to seek the help they need. I implore you to find it in your hearts to donate and share this campaign to help Mosab and his family survive this genocide.

Vetted by gazavetters #520 and shared by @/90-ghost.

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I’m scared

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anyone else like deltarune?..ahhshhhrhdhg..

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I just woke up and I had no practice in drawing these guys, but I had a vision, and I feel like this would happen if the polycule was real.

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IVE BEEN SO INACTIVE AND I HAVENT DRAWN FOR A MONTH IM GONNA CRY.. Anyways Deltarune CH3 came out *pun intended* in the middle of pride month so why not?

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i always convince myself i dont sound that weird and then i go out in the world and get involved in anything longer than transactional small talk and its like ohhh thats right ive only been hanging out with gay people who speak in riddles

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tea (1/4)

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been a HOT second, anyways here’s a deltarune oc i made, he’s got no name but he’s a set of Camping Gear!!!!

he’s so cutie patootie right guys?

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you resisted the forcefemmification beams for too long

Nope. Completely incorrect and wrong.

This is a decision that I made for myself. I made this choice because it's who I want to be. Not because someone else wanted me to for their own pleasure.

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gmod dog

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fanart for @wolfertinger666 ! first is heavily referenced from the mini version of him on the ref sheet so i could get me shapes down :3 also i did mistake his moles for dimples initially but i corrected it in the second img ^_^

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For Dryliis