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Gringoire is my new discord profile hehe

I don’t speak French but I have the nddp soundtrack stuck in my head (I blame LAD) (it was really fun though!)

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was reminded of that youtube channel that records footage of that bridge that scalps trucks today. one of the fascinating developments that's happened since i last heard about it is that, in one of their many attempts to stop the trucks from being can-opened, they installed a traffic light that detects when a vehicle that's over the allowed height is coming and turns red so the driver can stop and hopefully notice the signage all around that's screaming "YOUR VEHICLE IS OVERHEIGHT TURN AROUND" and avoid an accident. However as a result sometimes drivers see the light turning yellow and IMMEDIATELY start flooring it to avoid having to stop, ensuring that the roof of their truck just gets fucking annihilated instantly. Really beautiful stuff you should check it out

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Sharing this in hope the word gets out faster!!! JJ, a local drag performer from my hometown went missing on June 19th, it appears to have been an abduction, there are signs of a violent struggle at their apartment. Canton police are of fucking course not doing much about a missing LGBTQ+ person.

this hits home for me and I'm really fucking hoping for the best but PLEASE get this out there because theres been little coverage of this in our own fucking home state!!!

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happy pride to them

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Saw it was make a terrible comic day today (June 24 2025) so meet my cats

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Having parents who aren't as bad as they used to be is crazy cause they'll be sitting there doing some normal shit and you're like kubrick staring at them

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I feel like a true indicator of when you’ve hit summer in a veterinary practice is when you start seeing multiple cases of these things in short succession:

Pancreatitis (from bbq food)

Grass seeds (in ears, in paws, in noses, even in a lung if you’re unlucky)

Foreign bodies (I’m looking at you skewers and corn cobs)

Heatstroke (when will people learn?)

Like once you start to notice one happening a lot, the others will soon follow.

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nothing, just meme-ing the two characters whose happiest moments were most likely their last

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guys we’ve got july tomorrow

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sounds fun, I’m in! Don’t lead with the pub crawl, though, I won’t go to that

I trick you into thinking we’re doing a cool pub crawl in Scotland but instead I take you on a cairn crawl and you’re stone cold sober as I force you to traipse across farmland with me and then infodump about the chambered tombs within.

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having online friends who are busy is just like. I LOVE YOU. I miss you. YOU GOT THIS. I'm giving you space to work. I LOVE YOU.

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My greatest tragedy is that I literally always want a nap, right up until ten pm, when I feel utterly alive and electrified.

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Based on that meme from...somewhere, I present How To Sit On The Sofa ft Les Amis

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Spin this wheel first and then this wheel second to generate the title of a YA fantasy novel!

(If the second wheel lands on an option ending with a plus sign, spin it again)

Share what you got!

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sending safe wishes to the midwesterners (or with alerts on for the Midwest) getting woken up or kept up by tornado warnings

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