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in my last life i was a silverfish and in my next life i will be that same silverfish due to a clerical error but after that i bet its gonna be smooth sailing

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Being an adult in this recession and being like wow I am totally "splurging" on 3 new sets of cotton underwear and 3 pairs of socks like whoaaaaa hold your horses duke of the land where's all this money gonna come from

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2015? that wasnt even that long ago. it was only... [doing the math] ohhh. ohhh..... oh dear...

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Bats Fact #27

Whole Apple

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i'm not saying people shouldn't be reading more books, but i do think it's funny how many people thinking "reading comprehension" is just about how good you are at reading books and not like. criticial thinking skills.

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😭 how do u win the idgaf war when it comes to shipping

i'm 28

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being 15 is normal but being born in 2010 is not hope this helps

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making heavy use of a technique i like to call "bothering my cat" which consists largely of bothering my cat

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truly do not understand workplace drama. we're stuck here doing stupid bullshit for 8 hours and you want to make it worse? But on the other hand I love hearing about arguments that are not and never will be my problem

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A selection of Blooper sprites over the years.

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LOL but seriously release the hounds

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your opinion on does kidzbop count as censorship?

you know, this has been sitting in my inbox for nearly 4 years and I still don't have an answer