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This one might be depressing, sorry y’all

I’m a whole adult and yet my abandonment issues/childhood trauma are so bad that this image made me start sobbing uncontrollably, on the inside I’m the most helpless baby condor you’ve ever seen in your life tbh

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unhinged 30 days of otherkin challenge

Saw someone mention doing this ages ago and I wrote up my own for fun, but then forgot about it. So, here, uhhhh have this

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rules:

- go feral

- if you're polykin, pick whatever kintype is most pertinent for each question, or the kintype you'd like to answer for

- anyone is welcome to do this, despite this being labeled for otherkin

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1. what type of dirt would your kintype eat?

2. warm or cold ocean water

3. describe a pie made from three ingredients your kintype would eat, crust included, go

4. if your kintype suddenly opened their eyes, what would they be looking at?

5. do you like sticks

5. 5 again. do you like leaves

7. does your kintype migrate

8. sleepy or awakey

9. are you smaller or larger than a breadbox

10. describe the vegetation around your kintype's feet

11. what's the most specific or unusual shift (if you experience them) you've experienced

12. what website is your kintype most like

13. hey, how's it going

14. if given a cellphone, what would your kintype do with it

15. how do you make your room/home/surroundings more suited to your kintype

16. tell me about your favorite kind of fabric…like, just in general, unrelated to your kintype(s)

17. are you bitey

18. how does your kintype feel about chia seeds

19. can your kintype knit? if not, could your kintype knit if given instructions

20. describe your kintype's skin texture in great detail

21. glossy or matte

22. wildcard, I'm getting tired of writing these

23. you hear a scratching noise around the corner, what does your kintype do

24. what's your kintype's most acute sense

25. alone in a forest with no provisions, how long does your kintype survive

26. describe your kintype as a canned vegetable

27. it's getting dark out, does your kintype sleep, wake up, or PANIC

28. how many fingers do you have and why

29. what's a really nice smell

30. has 30 days of this unhinged you further?

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Me in my cozy little nest because I’m sad

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Miss my wings, it’s so fucked up I can’t wack people in the face with them anymore </3

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California Condor (Gymnogyps californianus)

© Steve Zamek

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California Condor

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Avian August 2023 day 12 - California condor watercolor by Keyon aka Kirsten Dennis

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i see a lot of people talking about how graceful and beautiful avian kins are, ( which don't get me wrong y'all really are :O <33 ) but i think we all need to take a moment every now and again to embrace the other side of avian kinship, for example:   ⭒ singing really loudly at 6am to wake up everyone sleeping for miles   ⭒ stealing shiny things like people's car emblems and coins   ⭒ menacingly approaching people eating in public and stealing their food   ⭒ crossing roads in large groups and causing traffic jams   ⭒ ripping up the anti-roosting spikes on building i hope you can see my vision, and we can work with it to build a beautiful tomorrow >:D /hj

YES!!! as a crow, this is correct. i will steal people's things and scream loudly in trees and behave erratically in such a way that the general public will be mildly disturbed and I will laugh the entire time

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some sketchy self portraits <3

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Not to be gay but I'd let you preen my wings. As homies, y'know.

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As a fellow birb, I am obligated to do my part in mildly inconveniencing humanity via Silliness 🫡

I hope this trashed balcony helps the sabotage effort :>

Me on the weekdays (I’m going to school undercover to sabotage the humans heheheheheehe):

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On this Scavenger Sunday we visit with a California condor at Marble Canyon in northern Arizona.

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sometimes seeing your theriotype irl is painful. like, look! i’m just like you! but your thoughts, your feelings, your instincts, your mind, your movements, they’re all exactly where they’re meant to be. when i see you, i am suddenly so incredibly aware of how incredibly human-shaped i am, the parts that are jammed in awkward places because they were not meant for someone like me. the body i inhabit constricts how i’d move naturally, molded me into something else. as i am now, you’d never recognize me. i am nothing like you

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*stares at you stares at you stares at you*

Hiiii :>

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Rarest Animals In The World That Are On The Brink Of Extinction

California Condor (Gymnogyps Californianus)

Wikimedia Commons

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Caught these California Condors while riding my harley at Big Sur.

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Wet beast Wednesday don't forget Palestine