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Smile >:)

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if you ever die, what will your memory start looking like?

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whys mega victreebel look like. a ballsack

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Valen in formal wear 😳💕

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Soyjack condiment containers in the antique mall.

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im all of them

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valen redraw

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i think the worst thing in the world is seeing two characters with something weird as hell going on between them and you think to urself "wow i love the weird as hell thing these characters have going on between them" and you open archiveofourown.org and find out everyone else thinks they would actually be in a very normal romantic relationship

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when you want to play your video games but dont have the energy for it its like who wants to be my proxy that does the gameplay while i watch and make every decision in the game from the comfort of my bed

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Someone in my fb chicken group has a little bearded bantam that likes to sit on shoulders so they did a pirate photoshoot and I am losing it

Just look at it!! THE LITTLE HAT!!!

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63 DAYS UNTIL:

The Appare March

Life was released today! As such, the Life countdown is over.

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i'll probably look at this tomorrow & realise i've fucked a bunch of things in it but it's 2am so for now i don't care <3 go my loser4loser cishets

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The word you are looking for is “selfish.” Not narcissist, not sociopath, selfish.

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[based on this legendary post]

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05.10 - Morningstar

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I don’t care what anyone says, Vincent Charbonneau is the funniest character of all time. He got down bad for a guy he knew for a week. He was in a lavender situationship with that man’s ex before he killed her, made her into food and ate his crushes ear then got insulted when said crush called him a cannibal and said he didn’t eat any of his food. The game sets up a twist that he’s eating the employees and that’s why there’s so little, only to reveal that he’s just a really shitty boss. He got jealous of a rat. He gave the guy he had tied up on the floor in the freezer 15 seconds to escape, seemingly just because, then acted indignant and annoyed when he did not get very far. He eats raw lemons and nothing else. What is his fucking problem?

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FINALLY,,,,,, i've been meaning to make him a new reference for -checks watch- about four years (⊙︿⊙" )

my belovedest baby boy in the whole wide world <3 i love him n his whipped cream lookin hair