Wife, mother, sister, friend. Immigration lawyer. Novelist. Sherlockian, Terry Pratchett lover. Strident feminist. Adore Aaron Sorkin, Tina Fey, Caitlin Moran, Amy Poehler, Elizabeth Gilbert, Douglas Adams, Patrick Rothfuss, Jenny Lawson, Allie Brosh, and anyone who can make me laugh and think. Trying to practice conscious gratitude and cheerful willingness without sounding like a self-help book. Preferred pronouns: she/her
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A comic for the end of summer 🍃🍂
The full, original version of this comic is available here on my Patreon $4 tier :) tinyurl.com/yyymsx2n
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Caitlin Moran wrote an AMAZING novel about this — How to Be Famous has a male singer get HUGE with female fans, start bitching about it, then get the absolute perfect reaction from two female characters. 12/10 book, please read
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Are Pinky and the Brain still trying to take over the world? Because at this point, I'm willing to hear the Brain's platform.
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when I say “Let me ask my husband”, one (or both) of these things is taking place:
1. I am in a loving, happy relationship where we value and respect each other’s opinion
2. I am using this as an excuse to get out of something I don’t want to do (sorry habibi)
what is not happening here: I am being oppressed
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@kegandbarrel-blog I feel like this could be a Simon thing
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i do think a lot of implausible medieval plot devices make more sense when considering the fact that these people simply did not have glasses
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Sorry I didn't respond to your text right away- when the constant demand of staying connected gets too much for me I throw my phone into the woods. That weird text you got earlier was from a possum. Sorry if she was rude.
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