caljordan
caljordan
Former Hal Jordan kinnie
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That dude obsessed with the Steel Samurai Cal they/them  twitter: @itsCalJordan dc: forceoflegacy  marvel: mightytwogunkid
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caljordan · 1 day ago
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I've had this headcanon rattling around in my head for a while
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caljordan · 2 days ago
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"I'm just a girl, I can't do math": boring, preposterous, sets back feminism by 100 years, untrue, disrespects Ava Lovelace, Hypatia, Mary Cartwright & Katherine Johnson
"I have a bachelor degree in film": that's true, reminds people that I might be struggling but I'm not stupid, reminds me that It's not the first time I'm struggling with school but I can get through it. Reminds me that my worth is not determined by my grades. Reminds everyone that I am superior to them because I've already graduated university while it's only their first go at it. Highlights the state of the film industry because like why is a film grad is taking theoretical computer science classes
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caljordan · 2 days ago
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stop earning advanced degrees i need you to finish your fanfiction
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caljordan · 6 days ago
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What is your opinion on my world where all sex is illegal except for roadhead btw?
ngl, making sex illegal won't change anything in my life (single)(computer science major)(no game)
Driving does stress the hell out of me, so maybe roadhead would be a solution for me.
I do have a few practical questions.
Would the gouvernent change the car manufactering safety standards to account for roadhead? Or is this more a "we don't condemn nor condone, be responsible and reasonable" type vibe?
Would in vitro fertilization be easily and cheaply accessible? Or are we going more for a population control type of vibe?
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caljordan · 7 days ago
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“i’m not the same as who i was before [x] thing happened to me” does it help to know that you would not have stayed that person regardless
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caljordan · 7 days ago
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"Came back wrong" but it's just me coming back home after my theoretical computer sciences class
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caljordan · 18 days ago
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caljordan · 20 days ago
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Please reblog I’m genuinely interested.
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caljordan · 25 days ago
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let’s settle this shit but do NOT reblog if you’re gonna be modest about it like a little BITCH. anyway privilege check tell me which ones apply to you: hot, funny, can dance, can do math, can spell, can drive, can cook
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caljordan · 26 days ago
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caljordan · 1 month ago
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she’s right
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caljordan · 1 month ago
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this is a tree with 2 leaves. Now tell me math isnt just playing pretend
i love math. People think it's all serious and logical but actually you're just playing pretend. "Oh I'm not dividing by zero, it's very close to zero" like yeah right okok, sure
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caljordan · 1 month ago
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the original got flagged with no way to appeal it when every contributor is deactivated but I will never let this post die. it's monday and we are getting on it cunts
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caljordan · 1 month ago
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tell me about Jimmy Brooks
LMAO YOU GOT DRAKE HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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caljordan · 1 month ago
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Callllllllll will you play degrassi with me and spin my beautiful wheel pleaseeeeee
i have study to avoid so tell, how does one play degrassi
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caljordan · 1 month ago
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I don’t fucking know how to stop buying stupid black T shirts with shit I like on it
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caljordan · 1 month ago
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They kicked each others ass before taking a nap together LMAO
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