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Fine...

then make it As soon as You can...

I’ll be waiting.

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You and I need to have a seeeerious talk, “buddy”

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Do you?

Then meet me.

NOW.

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You and I need to have a seeeerious talk, “buddy”

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Oh, trust me, /you/ know /damn/ well what this is about!

@andre-kane

You and I need to have a seeeerious talk, “buddy”

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@andre-kane

You and I need to have a seeeerious talk, “buddy”

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You know that secret your brother is hiding~? It's not so much "nothing" as you think!

What the...

Who...who is this!? Who are you? What do you know, huh!?

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Send me  “ ❥ “  for my muse’s reaction to yours gently stroking their hair.

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You don’t?

My Brother has been acting strange…

…Gotta admit…it’s bugging me a bit.

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Should we...investigate?

My Brother has been acting strange…

…Gotta admit…it’s bugging me a bit.

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it’s weird...right?

My Brother has been acting strange…

…Gotta admit…it’s bugging me a bit.

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oh yeah? Same with you and yours?

My Brother has been acting strange…

…Gotta admit…it’s bugging me a bit.

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My Brother has been acting strange...

...Gotta admit...it’s bugging me a bit.

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dirty words

Some dirty quotes and pickup lines to start some interactions! Collected around the internet. Feel free to change pronouns/parts as needed.

I’ve got a dirty mind, and you’re on it.

I can’t taste my lips, could you do it for me?

Show me yours and I’ll show you mine.

You have such a pretty/handsome/cute face, it would look even better between my legs.

Nice pants, can I test the zipper?

The difference between being hungry and being horny is where you stick the cucumber.

I will not be held responsible for what happens if you kiss my neck.

Tell me you’ll always be by my side… and on top of me… and under me.

I love you for your personality but your (insert preferred body part here) is a bonus.

I hope your day is as nice as my ass.

Good morning, you sexy beast.

You’re adorable, in that “I wanna fuck you senseless” way.

Come here, I need to grab your butt.

Don’t tell me what to do unless we’re naked.

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dirty words

Some dirty quotes and pickup lines to start some interactions! Collected around the internet. Feel free to change pronouns/parts as needed.

I’ve got a dirty mind, and you’re on it.

I can’t taste my lips, could you do it for me?

Show me yours and I’ll show you mine.

You have such a pretty/handsome/cute face, it would look even better between my legs.

Nice pants, can I test the zipper?

The difference between being hungry and being horny is where you stick the cucumber.

I will not be held responsible for what happens if you kiss my neck.

Tell me you’ll always be by my side… and on top of me… and under me.

I love you for your personality but your (insert preferred body part here) is a bonus.

I hope your day is as nice as my ass.

Good morning, you sexy beast.

You’re adorable, in that “I wanna fuck you senseless” way.

Come here, I need to grab your butt.

Don’t tell me what to do unless we’re naked.

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Truth Or Dare? Ask a question my muse must answer or give an order my muse must obey~ No Questions Asked! GO!

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My Muse is drinking heavily send "Rough night?" In the ask box to hear my muse's story thatvled them to drink tonight.

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Absolutely Disgusting Shippy Starters

"I got you a little something..."

"You look adorable in that."

"Flowers? For me?"

"Close your eyes. I have a surprise for you."

"I know you had a long day, so I took care of dinner."

"I did a little shopping at the naughty store."

"Let's cuddle and be sluggish all night long."

"Did I tell you you're beautiful, today?"

"I already ordered pizza for tonight."

"Candles, rose petals and champagne? What's the occasion."

"I can't believe that you fell in love with me."

"What is the one thing you absolutely, positively wanted?"

"Time to bury ourselves in blankets and ignore the rest of the world."

"Gimme that phone. It's getting shut off."

"You did all this for me?"

"Normally I hate surprises, but you did good."

"You just made my terrible day not so terrible."

"I will protect you, no matter what."

"Let's get a little tipsy for science."

"Wow. You look amazing."

"If it wasn't for the fact that I am so happy I would be suspicious right now."

"I love you so much."

"Shall we climb into bed?"

"You tried and that's what counts."

"I just want to curl up into your arms and sleep for days."

"I just have one question for you; ice cream or popcorn?"

"We should go to the festival!"

"You're not going anywhere without me. Especially anywhere dangerous."

"How would you feel about getting married?"

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sexual sentences .

a collection of dirty talk sentences.

soft .

“ I want to lick you all over…”

“ You’re so hot…”

“ ~Keep doing that.”

“ There’s no where else I’d rather be than inside of you right now“

“ Keep spreading, baby ~ I’m gonna fill you up so good…”

“ That feels amazing baby “

“ Tell me what you like ~ “

“ Come sit on my lap, love “

“ Mmm… do you like that? “

“ I’m getting so turned on/wet/hard “

“ You look so handsome right now…“

“ What do you feel like doing to me?” 

“ You look so gorgeous right now…”

“ I love how you look at me when you’re turned on…” 

“ Tell me if it’s too hard…”

“ Mmm… you taste so good baby. ” 

“ ~ Tell me when you’re about to come?”

“ I could spend all day between your legs…”

“  I’m getting close —”

“ You’re so damn gorgeous. “

less soft .

“ I love your big hands all over my ass.”

“ ~  Get on your knees for me?”

“ I love your big hands all over my chest.”

“ I love your small hands all over my cock.”

“ You have such a perfect ass/cock/pussy/body/etc.” 

“ I love it when you grab the sheets when you’re about to come. “

“ I love how your breath pauses when I put my mouth on your cock.”

“ Cum in my mouth. I want to taste you. ” 

“ I love how your breath pauses when I put my mouth on your pussy.” 

“ That’s it ~ Good girl/boy…” 

“ You sound so sexy when I’m going down on you “

“ I want you to cum for me/on me/in me”

“ You can have me any way you want me baby “

“ Mmm… I can tell that you’re having fun…”

“ Where do you want to cum? ~”

“ Relax… just lie back and let me make you cum. “ 

“ Where do you want me to cum?”

“ ~ I love the things you do with your tongue.” 

“ Strip for me, honey. Slow. I want to savor every inch of you. “

rough .

“ I want you to cum so hard that I feel your cock pulsing inside of me “

“ Get on your knees ~ ?”

“ I love how big your cock gets when I talk to you like this. “

“ Want to make me scream? I’ll bet you can. “

“ I want to fuck you until I feel that sweet little pussy clenching around my cock “ 

“ Tell me how much you love it when I fuck you/when you fuck me ” 

“ I want to fuck you until I feel that sweet little ass clenching around my cock ” 

“ Tell me how badly you want me to fuck you…” 

“ Mmm… I fucking love it when you ride me like this…“

“… I own this pretty little pussy/big wet cock ~”¨

“ Get over here, big boy. Show me what you’re packing. “

“ I’m going to lick you and suck you until you come. “

“ Ride me harder !” 

“ That pretty little face deserves to get fucked ~”

“ I love it when I can feel you squeeze around me “

“ Use your mouth on me. “

“ You like that, don’t you? You like it when your woman does that to you? “

“ I adore how naughty you are. “

“Oh you naughty, naughty boy/girl/woman/man…”