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dean winchester / tracy chapman “fast car” for spncarfuckersweek

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Daily Eddiestache day 29/♾️

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hi everybody please reblog this and tell me your go-to coffee order right now and if you don't like coffee feel free to include your go-to tea order instead

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can you believe that edmundo diaz is the reason for bummy bones? it’s amazing

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A job is a stupid, meaningless thing. You should be focusing more on having gay sex

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reblog to give writers the power to write 10k words of porn without plot

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some of you aren’t even perverts you just have normal sexual desires that you are ashamed of

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back in class (my graduate level research class where i definitely should have been paying attention at least somewhat) this semester i was bored and started writing a jasico fic by hand in a notebook with my nice erasable pen. i left said notebook in my backpack in a hot car for 2-3 days and half my jasico fic (literally half- like top down, hamburger style) was gone because it was 100 degrees the past couple days and erasable pens erase due to heat

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www.yaoi.com/careers

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[explaining tumblr friendships to outsiders] well, you see, when you know each other's porn preferences, it really creates a bond

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In the mood to make out for like 2 hours straight

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can't believe we never got a silly scene in supernatural where dean and sam finish a case and stick the monster in the backseat of the impala and go through a drive-thru covered in blood and monster gunk :/

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due to budgetary constraints we've redefined the American Dream to be dry humping on the clock

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super simple low-effort ao3 summary methods that are 1000% better and 1000% less annoying than just saying you suck at summaries:

copypaste the first few lines of the fic. u already wrote ‘em. let ‘em be their own damn hook

if ur feeling fancy & don’t mind showing ur hand a bit, copypaste the first few lines of the fic that u feel are esp. Important or Interesting - the ones where u first start getting into the real meat of things

state the main tropes! theyre probably already in ur tags - just say them again - maybe as a full sentence if ur feelin fancy. or with a joke if ur feelin Extra fancy

ask a question. pose a hypothetical. eg what happens if u take [character] and put them in [situation]?

make an equation. [character] + [thing] = [outcome]

just write like a one-sentence summary of what the fuck is going down. just one (1) sentence. doesnt matter if it doesn’t cover every important aspect. or if it sounds bland. any summary sentence is gonna be miles better than “idk i suck at summaries”

just���explain the fic like u would to a friend? it doesnt have to be a polished back of the book blurb. it can just be “[pairing] coffee shop au, but like, still with murder, and also i made everyone trans. enjoy”

just stick a meme in there

honestly who cares

just put literally anything but a self deprecating comment in there & ur golden

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