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[call-me-vendetta]

@moth-pimp-val

You reap what you sow.

I had the need to give my contribution to kick Valentino's ass badly saga, and the last line.. "Jesus!" "Not quite." from Lucifer tv show season 4 I thought would have fit so well 🤣😈🔥

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Huh, is that so? Well, I suppose I could give you a chance...

Who I would sleep with in A/V² (if given the opportunity and consent):

Voxxie, Lucifer, Vendetta, Jessie, and Vibrato

@flatfuckfridays @thebigbossofhellhimself @call-me-vendetta @jessica-rabbit-music @justasmalltownshrimp

Who I wouldn't sleep with:

Velvette, I respect her too much.

@red-velvette-swirl

Alastor, I'm not that stupid.

@cannibals-and-radio

Tobias, he's got a hot piece and I'm not a homewrecker.

@mc-tooley-tobias-toby

Oracle, beautiful woman but I respect her too much.

@porcelain-oracle

Rosie, again I respect her too much. Plus, her teeth terrify me.

@auntie-rosie1920

Jennie, she's a bitch also I'm not a homewrecker.

@jennie-allard-the-witch-bitch

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Could you please give a rundown on how you used ai to make Vendetta’s picture?

(MUN): Yeah, I used NovelAI to get Vendetta's picture. It's pretty easy to use. You can find it on google if you search for it. I may replace the picture with a commission soon to get a more cohesive look, but for now, the pic stays.

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Hey do you take requests for the radio? If you do I’d be willing to pay you to play a request…

Sure thing sweetheart! What's your pleasure?

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Looking great as always.

Amazing what a set of new speakers can buy these days 🤭💵

@flatfuckfridays

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Lookin great, sweetie!

Was very much in a silly mood when going on a “Fancy day” with my friends. So I took this in the bathroom of a bakery.

*Zoomed in because I spilt orange juice all over myself* 😒

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@jessica-rabbit-music

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Very very true.

Vox seems like a guy to drive a Cadillac.

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@jessica-rabbit-music

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Nah, too outdated. He's more of a Mustang kind of guy.

Vox seems like a guy to drive a Cadillac.

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@jessica-rabbit-music

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Hey, babygirl.

You should call Vox babygirl he’ll melt

@flatfuckfridays

Baby, come here

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I'd fuck anyone if it could get Raid down here in hell.

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I'm down for putting that lil pussy bitch in his place.

First we gotta set up some traps.

where's Val I feel like bullying someone

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Interesting. But I'm glad it worked out for you.

Toby is in family claims court.

Val is fucking a one of Lucifer's guards.

And I am being assaulted by my fans.

That's hell for ya.

- Jess 🐰

Yep, sounds about right.

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Toby is in family claims court.

Val is fucking a one of Lucifer's guards.

And I am being assaulted by my fans.

That's hell for ya.

- Jess 🐰

Yep, sounds about right.

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Well, this is hell, afterall.

Didn’t realize you could get called into family claims court in hell and got some dude ranting about me being his step cousin for 5 hours before I could make my case. Hell is in the mundanity of it all my friends. 😔

@jessica-rabbit-music

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You and me both, sweetheart.

I’m a Buggs Bunny in a world of Elmer Fudds

@jessica-rabbit-music

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Still, a lot better than what it was before. At least you're talking.

Hey, Venny! How's Hell been treating ya?

- Fizzy 🤡💚

Fizz! It's been forever since we talked!

Hell's been treating me alright. How about you?

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Oh really? Thank Lucifer! I was so worried about you about that.

And you're doing well with Blitzø again? Even better!

Hey, Venny! How's Hell been treating ya?

- Fizzy 🤡💚

Fizz! It's been forever since we talked!

Hell's been treating me alright. How about you?