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So, obviously Piggy/Kermit plays one couple and Gonzo/Camilla plays the other. But which one is which? (I’m thinking Kermit as Hades so he can sing “Hey little songbird” to a chicken)

Muppets Hadestown where the only human is André De Shields as Hermes

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“So, it’s a song about a cat that fell into the water?”

Headcanon that I don’t think will make a full fic

Peggy gets angry when her kids start listening to Elvis and The Beatles. Calls it inappropriate. 

Steve just looks at her and goes, “After they go to bed, remind me to tell you about Cardi B.”

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And Hades and Persephone They took each other’s hands And brother, you know what they did? They danced

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Same.

hi um if anyone has any hadestown boots that aren’t the one by SCJ or the vertically filmed london one please dm me bc i will literally trade you my life thank u

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Help, I can’t stop playing No Body, No Crime.

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Zeus is out of frame saying something and Persephone is about to go fuck him up.

Reaction Images/Possible memes (Part Two)

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Having parents who were addicted to drugs/alcoholism will do that to you.

*learns basic social skills well into my 20s that most people know by the time theyre like 11*

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Hadestown AU where Hades runs a video game studio.

after making a throne out of our employees’ skulls and making them work 6 day work weeks we are pleased to announce that we have made a videogame that kills you if you look at it directly 

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I just want a guy who is very smart and sophisticated and knows a lot of stuff. And he has a real soothing voice. He just tells me interesting things I don’t know while snuggling in bed and petting my hair.

But I can’t have that so I got a body pillow and podcasts.

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Disney is making a Gaston focused Beauty and the Beast series!

It’s written by the Once Upon a Time guys.

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Ok, but a fic where Foggy, Karen, Micro, and Vanessa team up to kill Thanos because he killed Matt, Frank, and Wilson.

Fuck it, where’s my Daredevil, Punisher and Kingpin fic where after Infinity war they team up to beat Thanos’s ass because Thanos killed Foggy, Karen, Micro and Vanessa?

Write it, cowards.

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Hades when Orpheus sings “La La La”

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The thought of a Hadestown Christmas can't help but remind me of Christmas With the Kranks--some poor worker decides to skimp on the decorating and is ostracized by the whole town and Hades for it, BUT instead of them giving in like in the movie Orpheus comes strolling in with carols and cheer and SAVES THE DAY and Hades celebrates more modestly from then on. (Saves on the power bill too.)

Exactly!

Or Eurydice works for Hades and that includes being expected to work at his fancy Christmas party. Orpheus goes to ask him to let her have the night off, and Hades agrees if the boy can win best float in the holiday parade.

And he just sings his song with Eurydice. And it is sweet but they lose, because Hades float had fricking DRONES. But Persephone mentions that it reminded her of their first Christmas together, when they didn’t have anything but each other. That it was her favorite Christmas (since growing up she hated the Holiday because she didn’t have a dad around). So then Hades cancels his party so that they can have a quiet night, so everyone ends up happy.

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Look, I don’t have time to write anything currently because my work stuff is starting up again. But...so many plot bunnies for modern Hades/Persephone story where Hades is obsessed with Christmas. Not in the “time for family and friends” way, but Capitalist Christmas hellscape.

cleaned up from last year for a sticker!

thought I’d give redbubble a spin (gonna be ordering a ton of stuff for family this year)

But this one’s just for me >:)

Link if you’re interested too! (its the only thing on there lol)