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the weirdest thing about crashing out on social media is getting “i know we don’t know really know each other but-“ messages from people you were under the impression you’re friends with

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puppy play but you’re a hamster instead of a puppy and i put you in a ball and roll you around the house

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Hi I'm 1 years old and learning to read through your posts. Cigarette.

very good job using your words! will someone get this toddling bitch a smoke

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me when my partner goes to the grocery store

soon.

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or whatever free throw said

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why are so many samalamadingdong posts like what people don’t realize about this episode is that this was actually really nice and everyone at dropout actually loves sam :) like truly was there anyone that was not tracking for

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food thats bad webweave

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Just so people know, epilepsy warnings aren’t about, like, purity culture, or online leftists acting as if disabled people are real. It’s about my mom

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12 year old me discovering yaoi

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answer generated with ai! create a playlist with ai! ai can create art for you! let ai analyse your face to decide how old you are! your ai assistant can generate a summary of that text message or email! use ai to make a fun new lockscreen for your phone! write a new chapter for that abandoned fanfiction you love with ai! ai can make your favourite celebrity say whatever you want! i asked meta i asked grok i asked chatgpt

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people talk all the time about the pain of reading a great fic and then going to the authors page and its just twenty hockey rpf fics but we never talk about the joy this event causes as a hockey rpf enjoyer. i just read a wonderful fanfiction and upon looking at the authors page lo and behold my good friend sidney crosby is there waiting for me

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oh ew is that really what i sowed? eww omigod i am NOT reaping that

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I dont care if monday's wack, tuesday thursday shark attack, thursday 2 we all wear black, it's friday im in love

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"all because I could throw a ball": on pitchers and pain

two pitchers warm up in a bullpen / ada limón, "the hurting kind" / mets pitcher david wright 05 / blue jays pitcher shane bieber 57 / pitcher matt harvey 33 / "Equine performance genes and the future of doping in horseracing" / dodgers pitcher shohei ohtani 17 / pirates pitcher nick burdi 57 / yankees pitcher carlos rodón 55 / yankees pitcher max fried 54 / cubs pitcher shota imanaga 18 / cubs pitcher ben brown 32 / pirates pitcher paul skenes 30 / cubs pitcher andrew kittredge 59 / phillies relief pitchers in the bullpen / Mary Oliver, "Blue Horses" / Mary Oliver, "Two Horses" / Blue Horse 1, Franz Marc (1911) / The Tower of Blue Horses, Franz Marc (1913)

huge s/o to @hxwae for the incredible original webweave about pitchers and racehorse which compelled me to explore similar themes <3

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those aren’t coming til after release day or maybe her birthday and don’t forget the special (wedding version) next year

You know, at least tloas isn't a 3 AM Till Dawn situation where every version has different bonus tracks