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When all you have is a vase, all your problems start to look like flowers

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I just banished my perverted fish monger like last week and went so far as to change his name on my phone to DO NOT TEXT but to be honest with you im so hungryy....

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im unshadowbanned so i can FINALLY see my favorite ask ive ever recieved and im screenshotting it here so i never lose it

WE are going to GUCK you to DEARTH

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puts a curse on you that does nothing but make your shadow permanently a low opacity black circle that stays directly under you no matter the direction of the sun

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If you ever find yourself in a horror scenario, remember to blush really hard when the ghost/demon/monster appears. If you do that fast enough you might be able to shift the genre.

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odysseus absolutely does present a threat to penelope if he perceives her as at all unfaithful, and i feel the unfairness of this, and i think people tend to undersell how much tension at least potentially exists between odysseus and penelope. but i'm also like. his reaction, all speculation aside, his actual reaction in the odyssey to her flirting with the suitors is delight, because he immediately ascertains that she is running a con. sorry that they're so in-sync in spite of the forces that try to drive a wedge between them, including their own misgiving hearts. sorry that they invented homophrosyne ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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toby fox posts a video. it fades from black to his silhouette backlit by IMAGE_DEPTH. after a long sigh he says “It’s pronounced Jaster.” the video ends. all of his social medias are deleted immediately afterward

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classic tumblr funnyblog watch order

pizza -> apjvff -> thebootydiaries -> slimetony -> fruitsoftheape100 -> unclefather -> setheverman -> evilmario666

Once youve read through each of these blogs in their entirety, then and ONLY then should you attempt to understand the dense metatextual ethos of the dennys tumblr.

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Attack on @swordy-da-goat's Road Wizard!

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When are they going to nerf him

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ground control to crazy frog