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i go to the ytp bar and order the usual. the bartender sets a Snoopingas in front of me. i pick it up, raise it to my lips, and set it back down, repeating all of this while gradually accelerating until i have finished the drink. my favorite way to spend a frirfday evenineve

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happy make-a-terrible-comic day!

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im small but i believe i can grow bigger than anything else

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banned from the pitch drop experiment for trying to guzzle that shit down

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for a website supposedly full of perverts most of you aren't perverted enough

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earthmovers

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I love being the one tranny in the room because I personally get off on people shoehorning in a way to talk about "trans issues" and getting to reply "well I wouldn't know anything about that"

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for far too long now cops and soldiers have been appropriating the phrase "thank you for your service", which was originally meant for firefighters, weird trannies, and of course, dominant maid girls.

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I was just scrolling tumblr and did not notice I had clicked on your blog and was like wow this is a HUGE day for callibones posting

i was wondering why you were going through my classics of post. i thought i'd just won at blogging and this was my beautiful reward -- a bounty of virtual dopamine hits from a wonderful blasefriend on the world wide web

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driving around the usa iwth 144 'not my president' bumper stickers entirely covering my car bearing images of the current presidents of albania, algeria, angola, argentina, armenia, austria, azerbaijan, bangladesh, barbados, belarus, benin, bolivia, bosnia and herzegovina, botswana, brazil, bulgaria, burkina faso, burundi, cameroon, cape verde, central african republic, chad, chile, colombia, comoros, costa rica, croatia, cuba, cyprus, czechia, djibouti, dominica, dominican republic, democratic republic of the congo, ecuador, egypt, el salvador, equatorial guinea, eritrea, estonia, ethiopia, fiji, finland, france, gabon, gambia, georgia, germany, ghana, greece, guatemala, guinea, guinea bissau, guyana, haiti, honduras, hungary, iceland, india, indonesia, iran, iraq, ireland, israel, italy, ivory coast, kazakhstan, kenya, kiribati, kosovo, kyrgyzstan, laos, latvia, lebanon, liberia, lithuania, malawai, maldives, mali, malta, marshall islands, mauritania, mauritius, mexico, micronesia, moldova, mongolia, montenegro, mozambique, myanmar, namibia, nauru, nepal, nicaragua, niger, nigeria, north macedonia, pakistan, palau, palestine, panama, paraguay, peru, philippines, poland, portugal, republic of china, republic of the congo, republic of korea, romania, russia, rwanda, sao tome and principe, senegal, serbia, seychelles, sierra leone, singapore, slovakia, slovenia, somalia, south africa, south sudan, sri lanka, suriname, syria, tajikistan, tanzania, timor leste, togo, trinidad and tobago, tunisia, turkey, turkmenistan, uganda, ukraine, united arab emirates, uruguay, uzbekistan, vanuatu, venezuela, vietnam, zambia, and zimbabwe and i have to update them every time theres a presidnetlai election anywhere

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I knew I was getting close to Textile City. I could see their monument, a colossal weaving device, looming in the distance.

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Ayyy. Two polls in one post

Everyone give it up for two polls in one post!

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i know that ripley pond is a worthy successor to big boss because they're both men that are like. pretty good soldiers and spies but whose real talents lie in being so effortlessly charming that both in-universe (revolver ocelot, the peregrine) and out (random guys on 4chan, me) people who were meant to kill this guy are asking themselves what the FUCK they see in him

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the first lore question every minecraft world has to contend with is "where is everyone?" after that, the second -- and the most important -- is "how can we make respawning as fucked up and existentially horrifying as possible?" skip that one and you lose out on the chance for some top notch cosmic body horror. no i don't care if the tone of your server is lighthearted fluff. tell me how all that meat's getting put back together