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Thinking about the JL finding out that Bruce has contingency plans for all of his kids and being horrified. But when the League asks them about it, all the kids are like “yeah! we actually all have them for each other just in case” and move on like it’s perfectly normal to have three different ways to take out your brother on hand (for emergencies).

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For those that are going to miss the eclipse on Monday, I have created a simulation of what the eclipse will look like along the path of totality

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I’ve just gotta be me 🏈

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RIP to the boop button

you shall be very dearly missed <3

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Fucked up how humanity discovered electricity and radiation and made machines and learned to make airplanes and cured diseases and our takeaway isnt that "Some Magic Is Real And Here's Why", but that magic is fake this is big boy science and it's totally not magical

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the only good innovation from facebook was the poke feature. tumblr needs the poke. when a cute girl is mass reblogging me and i don't wanna call them out to their face but i wanna go hey. i see you. being cute. rubbing your face on my blog like a cat. that's what the poke's for

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(baps you)(baps you)(baps you)(baps you)(baps you)(baps you)(baps you)(baps you)(baps you)(baps—

>:з

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FACT: you get special dialogue for pooping yourself

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Scream this is iconic….

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he was a sk8er boy 🎶

masterlist

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Woman walks into a pharmacy and says “Could I have some condoms please?”

Pharmacist says “Do you need a bag?”

Woman answers “No thanks, this one’s not that ugly”.

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accidentally created my new favorite color palette

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Repost if you would like a trolley in your city

Or want to throw bricks at cops

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*PERRY*

THE JANE JACOBS?!

I am getting tired of talking to city planners, they don't know shit about urban theory, I'm going to go talk to the real experts:

*walks into a lesbian bar*

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oh shit oh fuck i fell back into the pit of my childhood sonic underground obsession oh god help me please

(this is a rewrite of the first episode btw)

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Daddy Daughter Double Battle

They proceeded to get away with it and sweep the competition but then Ash felt bad and decided to give the prize money and title to the second place winners. They quickly ran away with no one knowing who they really were.

[All comics in order here]