callieharm
callieharm
Sometimes I'm funny
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My name is Callie, I don't have any main Fandoms and been on this hellsite for over 9+ years Adult/German/Any pronouns work with me
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callieharm · 29 minutes ago
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I saw this post on tiktok and as soon as I opened the comments I started sobbing
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callieharm · 3 hours ago
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I know it's not just me!
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ok but actually what is tubbo doing. i mainly watch his clips/shorts and its THE RANDOMEST WEIRDEST SHIT EVER! SOB.
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callieharm · 3 hours ago
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Shubble and Wishbone!!
Just binge watched some Minecraft Misadventures and wanted to draw Shubble!! Decided to add Wishbone cuz he's a good boy.
I made him have a sort of decorated saddle since I really love Shubble's theme on this adventure!
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I originally wanted to make a speedpaint out of this art but sadly I wasn't able to record the majority of the coloring and rendering so that was scrapped off.
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callieharm · 3 hours ago
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We go forward.
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callieharm · 6 hours ago
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callieharm · 6 hours ago
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Können wir nochmal drüber reden wie geil das Deutschlandticket ist?
War letztens mit meiner Freundin um Berlin unterwegs und es gibt keinen Stress wegen Fahrkarten. Zonen. Reichweite. Einzel oder Tages. Nichts!
Einfach in den ÖPNV steppen und Spaß haben!
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callieharm · 6 hours ago
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Get yourself a fabric store that will light your fabric on fire for you
No but legit I asked what the fiber content of something was and the guy didn’t know so he cut a chunk off and lit it on fire and felt the ashes and was like. Yeah this is mostly cotton with a lil bit of silk. And that was the moment I knew. This is it. This is the fabric store for me. Also that guy is marriage material. Not for me but damn some person is gonna be so happy with him.
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callieharm · 6 hours ago
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"A society that separates its lore masters from its horny posters will have its headcanons written by prudes and its erotic fanfic by fools."
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callieharm · 6 hours ago
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Losing my mind at this poor girl in Argentina who found a kitten on the side of the road and adopted it only to find out it was a freaking jaguarundi. Look at that fucking thing. That's a whole ass kiddy cat
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callieharm · 6 hours ago
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callieharm · 6 hours ago
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Honestly it boils down to reparenting yourself & rewiring your own neuronal pathways & telling yourself a firm “stop” when you notice your mind slipping down negative loopholes & being present in the moment & enjoying being mid task rather than waiting for it to end & not thinking of inertia as your baseline and natural way of living
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callieharm · 7 hours ago
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a superhero after beating a group of street thugs found a baby they had kidnapped but couldn't find their parents so decided to raise them by themselves but soon the world's greatest villain showed up at their apartment door looking for their child.
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callieharm · 7 hours ago
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I just saw the most down voted comment I have ever seen on reddit
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callieharm · 7 hours ago
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callieharm · 7 hours ago
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Reblog to give a trans person a fresh and perfectly ripe mango wait huh
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It's the wikipedia image??? How big could it be
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What
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Huh???
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callieharm · 7 hours ago
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kink at pride discourse is crazy if u see someone wearing a pup mask in 90 degree heat you shouldn't be worried about your comfort you should be worried about theirs... babe r u drinking enough water....
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callieharm · 7 hours ago
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when people talk about "ohh you just cant stay up late like you used to be able to as a teenager anymore" its literally freaking true. its true and it happens to you and its over for me
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