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Too cute

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Guess who’s writing a totally self indulgent fic based on horny thoughts about flower ranchers. It’s me. It started out as brief porn for myself cus i’m a jimmy fictive and now it’s plot. Am i projecting about my longing to disappear and move to a random city and only stay in touch with a few people, absolutely.

also i looked at my nsfw ao3 and I totally forgot i started kinktober in 2024. whoops.

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Rpf ranchers makes me insane. They should definitely have phone sex. But it should be planned. They just kinda talk too long too late one night, Mrs. Tango and Kirsty have both gone to bed already so Jimmy and Tango are alone.

Maybe they reminisce about Double Life and Ranchers. Or the Empires/Hermitcraft crossover. And maybe they joking flirt about it. Things happen and before they can think better of themselves they're talking in low hot tones about what they would do if they were in person. Jimmy is the first to have a physical reaction about it, but as soon as Tango realizes that Jimmy is turned on- that HE turned Jimmy on -he is quickly there too. When the night is over they sit in the aftermath of their actions quietly. They can't talk about this, they can't even CONSIDER it. What about Kirsty? What about Tango's wife and kids? No. This says here.

Of course that doesn't mean that Jimmy won't start jacking off to Tango's VODs. Or that Tango won't have to bite back Jimmy's name when he's with his wife. It doesn't mean they won't still stare longingly at each other's photos.

And if something happens during the charity livestream? Well. They wouldn't talk about that either.

🥭 ←insane about angsty rpf

goooood. tango starts jokingly calling jimmy pet names [like when he called him honey in double life..] and it moves into baby and sweetheart and jimmy just starts melting. he’s laughing it off and joking back but his face is bright red and his pants are maybe getting a little tight. and tango asks if he’s okay because he’s breathing a little faster than before and jimmy can’t just answer that so he doesn’t say anything. and there’s a few seconds of silence before tango just says oh. and jimmy says yeah. sorry, i can go— but tango says no, no, it’s alright, honey. you want me to keep talking? and they’re silent again for a moment before jimmy says yeah, if that’s alright [it very much is alright]

at the charity livestream.. maybe right after, while things are still being packed up and nobody is keeping track of where anyone else is, tango and jimmy sneak off to a bathroom on the other side of the building so that they can just get it out of their systems. just kiss each other, touch each other for real just one time, and then they never have to think about it or talk about it ever again [very much lying to themselves, but it makes them feel better for a little while at least]

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Lowkey i need to be pressured into writing. Like I want to write but idk what i want to write lol. people should send me reqs i think

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i do not i promise. i am not good at doing homework i am good at being constantly stressed lol

you’re back yippee! 👋

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have been for a few months now! hi!

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Yeah I saw :]. I was super busy with school and study abroad so i didn’t have time to look at porn so I didn’t realize haha

you’re back yippee! 👋

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have been for a few months now! hi!

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Just for the record, as much as I don’t use this blog very often right now I am not disallowing people from putting skizz in my ask box or posts. I think he apologized for what he said on stream and his mods are there to do a job and if they aren’t actively being bigoted while doing that job then I understand why skizz hasn’t fired them (I have plenty of coworkers, and family members, who have similar political views and I think this is very nuanced). If you wanna block me over this or whatever go ahead. If you harass me over this you will be blocked.

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watched some tiktok edits with m umbo and realised that he’s extremely cute and i don’t see him as an extremely kinky type…

in any case, suggestive continuation ; )

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I know I haven’t posted in a while but I can’t afford to eat more than one meal a day right now so if anyone wants to commission me I’d really appreciate it. Just dm me and I’ll send you my kofi

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this is a hp hate blog btw

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I feel like Mumbo would be the type of person to fuck anyone at twitchcon.

Martyn? Yes. Mumbo will happily lead Martyn to anywhere that's private, give him a blowjob or a handjob depending on Martyn's mood, then ask to fuck, they make plans for back at the hotel as neither of them would enjoy getting caught right then.

Grian? Of course! Obviously Mumbo will not be the initiator in this situation. Grian will flirt with Mumbo, and Mumbo will take it as a free invitation to say and/or do something a tad dirty, and Grian will bring Mumbo to the nearest bathroom. Neither will wait until going to a hotel.

Scar? Mumbo will make out with Scar by sitting on his lap, hand down Scar's pants, and then clean him up. Prove me wrong.

Jimmy? Yes. Yes he will. He will do that man until he's crying. Mumbo will happily fuck Jimmy into a mattress, against a wall, or for desperate measures, next to a dumpster outside of a building.

Tango? Mumbo will offer something to ease Tango's anxiety, giving him either A. a quickie, or B. a promise along the lines of "you're coming to my hotel room the second the day's over or i will pick you up and bring you there myself".

I have more ideas. I am going to write these ideas. I am horny. I want to watch the content creators fuck eachother senseless, sue me.

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Hermits after dark clips my beloved <3

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intox kersuma... 😵🤤

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sorry thinking about that one sl clip of mumbo being flustered about compliments again…. grian complimenting him while fucking him, mumbo just melting, covering his face, looking away, closing his legs, stuttering and mumbling mess. grian prying him fingers from his face, turning his head to make eye contact, leaning in close, breath ghosting on his ears and whispering sickly sweet nothings into his ears while mumbo squirms and blushes

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ough mumbojumbo. mumbo.

i think mumbo should make a machine that oddly resembles grian. not for any specific reason, he’s sure of it, he just makes one on a whim. out of boredom, you know.

and he totally doesn’t practice anything with it. doesn’t squeeze his eyes shut and whimper out his best friend’s name as he thrusts down the robot’s throat. nope.

totally hasn’t learned that the sight of his friend’s lips wrapped around his dick can nearly take him out then and there. nope.!

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Drew skizz for fun. Not my favourite i’ve done on him, but it’s decent enough to post :]

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I know none of the hermits are probably going to see this, but i’d like to put it out there i’m very grateful for the way they handled/are handling the iskall situation. It’s been done very professionally especially considering this must be very hard on them too. So thank you hermits for your professionality and care for the community along with yourselves