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i’ll just leave this here

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IM LIKE 4 FEET 11 NEARLY WENT TO HEAVEN BUT GOD SAID IT WASNT MY TIME SENT ME BACK TO SPIT THIS RHYME WEIGHT ON MY CHEST GOT ME FEELING DEPRESSED MAKE ME WANNA UH CHOKE LIKE A SPOOKY CIGARETTE THIS IS MY MODERN DAY BEAT SINCE MY LIFE WENT TO PIECES THE PROPHET COULDNT SHOOT STRAIGHT NOW IM ROLLING AND GRIEVING HEY A KILLER ROAMING THE STREETS YOU BETTER HOPE WE NEVER MEET SO I CAN PRIME IT LIKE A MIC IM A DROPPER AYYY

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Oscar in s1: I am dark and scary and if you so much as look at me I will murder you

Oscar in s2: UwU, hello my children, I love you all so much, come here and let me take care of you, can I cook something for you? You’re all so amazing my beautiful flower children

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Jamal: I don't care about your good will! I want my money!

Spooky: ...But I cooked for you.

Jamal: You made ceviche, okay? The juice does all the cooking!

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Oscar, watching a bunch of kids getting into trouble: What a bunch of idiots

Oscar, realizing it’s the crew: Wait, those are my idiots

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Oscar: Even I’m scared of Lil’ Ricky

Jamal, rollerblading onto to Lil’ Ricky’s grave: Whats up ya dumb BITCH, did you know that you’re an IDIOT, and your music is TERRIBLE

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Me when Olivia kissed Cesar on Halloween:

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Dating Headcannons| O. Diaz

Dating Oscar “Spooky” Diaz would include…

-The rest of the Santos thinking of you as a random hyna at first

-Earning Oscar’s respect and the rest of the gang after they see you as legit after FOREVER

-They would literally die for you

-Sleeping over at his place

-A LOT

- Not much sleeping though

-The walk of shame every time you leave after spending the night 

-Cesar pretty much being used to it

“Uh… Hey Y/N. You, uh, stayed over again?”

-Calling him by his full name when you’re mad

“Oscar Diaz!”

“C’mon, baby, what’d I do this time?!”

-Pretty heated and toxic arguments

“You want me to leave the Santos?!”

“Oscar, I just want you to be safe!”

-You both being too stubborn but eventually apologizing

-Him always staring at your ass

“Babe, my eyes are up here.”

“Oh, please mamasita, you know I love the view.”

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This scene made me laugh uncontrollably. I love Ruby.

psd by @monsefinnie

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never in my wildest dreams have i ever thought that i’m going to live long enough to witness a character named spooky say “wakey wakey, biatch!”

truly, on my block is a blessing. please watch this show.

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BE MY BABY DADDY

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#the dynamic I didn’t know I needed

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everybody been actin funny lately but its ok cuz im bouta act hilarious lmao

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one thing i love about queen is that 80% of the time, they never look like they’re dressed for the same event