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I need a suit of armour that is enchanted to be sensitive the same way a turtle or tortoise's shell is sensitive. For sex reasons.

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fantasizing about rough sex to soft music

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Spellcasters hate this fact but if you just stick your fingers in their mouth while they're casting a spell with a verbal component it's literally more effective than a counter spell.

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collection of posts for a very specific dynamic

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Locke the Legend by @valkiri_studio & @alexanderleonard on instagram.

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Walk on me plank you'll find it be sturdy

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𓆩❤︎𓆪 If Only You Were Lonely 𓆩❤︎𓆪

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rotten yuri on my mind

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this meeting could've been an email or perhaps an emotionally charged and indecipherable moment of eye contact as we both swing our longswords at each other in battle, fighting under the banners of kings who don't even know our names, and we both wonder whether we might have been friends in another life. perhaps even lovers. but it doesn't matter now. your blade makes contact with a sickening crunch. anyway can you send the Zoom password again I can't get into the room

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if i were a prince all my gay knights would clean my room for me. or something (<- guy who knows very little about english fuedalism)

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"When in Rome" 3.16 XENA: WARRIOR PRINCESS

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Sword Guy oil lamp is nearly ready to dry out! I think I'm gonna name it "The Vigil." Unless I think of something better. Fire will be coming from the ground near the tip of the sword.

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museum date ending in a bookstore me and who and when

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omg

happy butch appreciation day everyone post your horniest butchiest pics

📷 zili.qu on IG

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sexy knights. sexy wounded knights. sexy wounded weary knights. sexy wounded weary knights in the rain. sexy wounded weary knights in the rain pledging their loyalty to you.

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Born to have somebody kneeling in front of me