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Snakey is a 4 year old Ball Python who loves going on adventures.
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some nerd: hey you play on PC?
me: yeah
some nerd: lemme see your rig
me:

some nerd: holy shit
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When someone is being hypocritical as hell but you don’t want to start anything
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my skills include reading an entire page of an academic text without absorbing a single word
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long-distance friendships are terrible because you can’t meet up with them whenever you want and hang out on any given day which is why when i’m president i’m relocating the entire human population into a 10,000,000 story skyscraper that also acts as a bridge from earth to the moon which comes with the added benefit of swinging the moon around like a fucking mace, god damn it’s gonna look so cool. what was i talking about
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