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"cheap synthetic drugs are flowing into the UK from chinese chemical factories" ok first of all you are obviously racist, second of all the British deserve to get opium warred
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Me: this is some of what people call ‘that Zaza’
My imaginary British friend: I’m proper tallywacked off of this cannabinoid
Me: yessirrrr
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Chai tea bag + lil but of brown sugar + apple cider packet + 16 oz. mug of hot but not quite boiling water
it will not Fix You but like. maybe. maybe.
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Кину ещё кое-что из своего портфолио
Да, это анимация-пятиминутка
Да, мне ок
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me when someone complains about something that's been genuinely bothering me too but i just brushed it off because i was worried that i was just bitchy/callous/sensitive but now I feel Vindicated
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Chapter 450: A chapter set in the future — Concert Translator: https://twitter.com/maomaozaii Editor: https://twitter.com/Lum_Cheng
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it’s like nobody wants to dry hump and make out on the couch in the living room anymore
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everything is sex, except sex, which is about tennis
(youtube)
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Stinky group of gamerz
It came to me in my fever dreams
tag yoself, I’m Chilskyrim
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