Protogen/Moth/Dreampuff - 20 - They/Them - AsexualIcon by @corriezodori
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vlinder, the biomechanical protogen 𓂃 ࣪˖ ִֶָ𐀔
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robots that have a lil squishy flesh-like material just for the express purpose of being a little chubby and literally nothing else. Awesome as fuck
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Here’s to my family’s annual christmas eve tradition of exchanging new pajamas, & to my mother’s parallel tradition of attempting to shame me every year by making into a t-shirt, quote, “The most egregious thing that you, my daughter , thought it was okay to say during a nice family dinner” . This apparently was my worst offence of 2021
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Doctor: $140,000 a year
Furry artist on Patreon: $160,000 a year
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Doctors are responsible for killing several of my family members through medical malpractice. Furry artists are the reason I'm mentally healthy and don't have constant panic attacks because they're GENUINELY more empathetic and caring than an actual therapist.
*my head turns red and steam comes outta my ears like a steam whistle**
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This is just TLoZ in a nutshell.
Two lovers have reincarnated throughout history, destined to find each other and fall in love all over again. There’s also this third guy that reincarnates alongside them… we don’t really know what he does.
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people are so fucking weird.
aromantics exists and are valid.
asexual men exist and are valid.
bisexuality and pansexuality is valid, it’s not a phase and if a man is bi it doesn’t mean he’s just gay and if a woman is bi it doesn’t mean she’s straight and experimenting.
aromantics being in a relationship doesn’t take away from their aromanticism, they are valid.
asexuals having sex doesn’t take away from their asexuality, they are valid.
those who choose not to participate in such activities are valid.
bisexuals are not any less bi for dating the same sex or the opposite sex, they’re still bi and valid.
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Hear me out.
Demons of gluttony are a given for vore. They yearn for you through primal instinct and you could sate their neverending hunger bla bla bla. But consider, soft/safe-vore wise, demons of sloth.
Imagine you summon a demon— assuming you don’t know just what kind you’re summoning, you just are hoping to god it isnt one of wrath or something— and there before you spawns the sleepiest, most “I dont wanna be here mann” ass demon you never would have imagined. You try to make your deal, it agrees, maybe gives you your end of the deal far more mediocrely than you wanted due to its nature, and in return? It wants you to fill out its gut for a nap. Wants to fall asleep to the feeling of you stirring softly inside it. It reiterates it doesn’t wanna digest you, that’d be a waste of more time you could be massaging it. Just wants to use you like a weighted blanket.
Please it well enough and it may start to get clingy, though. Bugging you about making more deals when hey man aren’t you supposed to like be in hell or whatever. Why are you back why are you in my livingroom. But it wont stop bc oh you are just the perfect gut filler please just one more time I could reign hell into the life of your enemies (bring minor inconvenience to their day) I could make you rich (literally hand you $20). And well, you know this demon would treat you good, but its kind of sort of a sin or something maybe. But aint it a charmer. Yknow??????
I am mentally well.
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this is the most horrifying thing I’ve ever seen jesus fucking christ
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@nathanwpyle
I literally love this.
I couldn't stop laughing for 20 minutes.
No joke.
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guys give me your most controversial opinion!!! :D
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