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                                    ɴᴏ ᴏɴᴇ  holds a grudge, 𝓭𝓮𝓪𝓻, like I do

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amusiiings:

Miserable and unable to think straight, Harley wandered the amusement park she had mysteriously ended up in. Not even the rides could cheer her up, as none of the people she knew was there. Not Mr. J, Red, nor even Bats was anywhere to be found. “Have ya seen my Puddin’?” She asked no one in particular. “How about Red? Heck, even Bats! I think I even miss his little bird friends…”

Stopping for the woman, Toffee stared at her, head leaning back slightly in discomfort. The little heart on her cheek reminded him somewhat of a mewman princess but, other than that, he didn’t know what she was. “Excuse me?” he asked, genuinely confused. He hadn’t the slightest clue who any of them were, or why she was so emotional. “I’m afraid I don’t know who you’re talking about.”

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amusiiings:

“How dare you try to steal my wand! Do you even know what it’s capable of? I’ll have you know that it’s not for small children such as yourself.”

Watching the woman berate the child, Toffee eyed the wand with distaste. THAT was a wand? It looked like nothing more than a flimsy stick to him. “You know how children are,” Toffee spoke up as the child wandered off, “curious to a fault. I wouldn’t take it personally. It’s in their nature.”

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stcrmbringers:

                 the radio croons in the restaurant’s back room,  the familiar  (  if slightly t i n n y,  the sound crackling with wear  &  tear  )  notes of the beach boys filling the air.  a plate  —  empty,  with luck  —  twirls on the edge of danny’s finger,  &  slightly-scuffed dress shoes squeak against the linoleum floor as he SPINS.          ❛    wouldn’t it be nice if we were older,  then we wouldn’t have to wait so long,    ❜        a melodious voice joins the song,      ❛    &  wouldn’t it be nice to live together,  in the kind of place  — oh,  shit  !    ❜        the sight of a figure,  so near to closing time,  &  he twists in a single movement like a startled bird,  the plate shattering against the tiles with a sharp CRASH.          ❛    i’m sorry,  i wasn’t expecting anyone.  can i help you  ?    ❜

Watching the plate fall and shatter, his eyes lingered on it for a fleeting moment before he glanced back up at the man. “I’m sorry,” he apologised, though it rang empty. Polite but uncaring. “I didn’t mean to startle you. I’m just talented at it, unfortunately.” Noting the empty restaurant, Toffee inwardly sighed. “I’m late, aren’t I? I beg your pardon for my untimely interruption.”

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sketchedpcems:

noah quickly closed his sketchpad when he realized he was caught and smiled sheepishly at his unrequited muse. “i so wasn’t drawing you.” he blurted out before any accusations were made.

Raising a brow, Toffee huffed a slight laugh. So defensive. He hadn’t even accused the other of anything yet. “Really now?” He asked, tilting his head slightly, “then may I see whatever it is that you were drawing? Now I’m curious.”

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legallyellle:

“ OKAY! i wasn’t going to say anything, but i just can’t sit and watch this go down. it’s against all gamma nu stands for. ” the blonde girl huffed, hoisting herself off of the gift store counter and over to the person trying on apparel. “ honey, orange isn’t for ANYONE…not even me! let alone tangerine. let me help you pick the best thing for y-o-u !“

Toffee’s new physique was, as far as he was concerned, disguising. He looked far too much like a Mewman for his liking. Still, if he was going to be staying here for an indeterminable amount of time, he had to adjust. Even still, the lack of suits on sale was disappointing. Holding up the hideous shirt, he frowned. “I beg your pardon?” he asked, glancing back at the human. “So kind of you to offer but I don’t need help, thank you. I have no intention of buying this.” Looking her over, he didn’t trust her sense of style either.

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Tag Dump!! [2/2]

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is he missing a finger

I considered letting him keep his finger but, honestly, making him go through all that to get his finger back only to lose it to feed his frustration makes me a happier sadistic mun. So, yee, he’s missing his middle right hand finger. 

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Intro Post!!

I left a message in Discord but, for those of you not on it, my name is Taylor (or Tazii) and I’m playing Toffee from Star vs The Forces of Evil for now!

For those you don’t know the character, Toffee is a lizard monster and a rouge general in a past war between monsters and Mewmans. According to Marco, he ‘dresses like a lawyer’ so, in other words, he’s always in a three piece suit. He hates Mewmans and is not above murder. He also has a deep hatred for magic.

Toffee is extremely charismatic and two-faced. His nature isn’t always apparent and he’ll disguise himself as a ‘friend’ to benefit himself. He’s opportunistic, sly, vengeful, strategic, and self-righteous. 

If anyone wants to plot with Toffee please feel free to hit me up!!